on reserve to route_29

[floralism]

[BECAUSE THIS WILL BE HER POKEMON SOON....]

It's not too late to turn back, mun. I'm not going to raise ridiculous animal summons that you think fit me. This one isn't an option either.

If you don't stop, I'm going to use our Mind Destruction Technique on you. Don't think I won't!

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[itsjustdust]

Oh hey! Another Shinobi! When are you from~

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[floralism]

[This isn't who she thinks it is, right? Sorry Obito, you're not exactly her favorite person because war and all. Even if her mun doesn't plan to take her from that canon point.]

[floralism]

[But he seems young so he doesn't remember future things. Welp. She'll just going to act casual now.]

I'm in the same graduating class as Sakura and Naruto. In a team with Shikamaru and Chouji.

[itsjustdust]

[Oh give him a break Ino, he's never actually met a version of you before, you're his first!]

Okay... So I'm going to guess you're sixteen and are in that nebulous year of 'stuff happens'. Works for me! Is Route really putting you off that much? It's actually pretty nice.

[floralism]

[YOU KILLED HER DAD. But because you're a kid and because she doesn't want to preempt something that hasn't happened yet, she's not going to be hostile!]

Yeah, in a summary. [SHE'S FROM THE ~FUTURE~] Actually, that place doesn't put me off that much when my mun isn't being a lunatic with animal summon- I mean "Pokemon" choices.

[The place sounds good! No dying and all around nice stuff. Except perhaps when there's no chakra and THAT ANNOYING MUSIC PLAYING EVERYWHERE.]

[itsjustdust]

[That wasn't him! That was a stockholmed zombie minded grief juggernaut okay?]

You know that there's hundreds right? You could totally catch ones you liike there... and I'm kinda jealous I've been trying to get my hands on a Tepig egg for months, you should enjoy it!

[You learn to tune out the music, don't worry. Or track people with it.]

[floralism]

[NO IT'S YOU or at least, the ~fake~ you whoever he is. YOU'RE CONFUSING LMFAO.]

I don't have any intention of catching them. I'd rather be back home. [Where we can put an end on you. :T] If you really want one of those things my mun wants to get for me, then you can have it.

[She'll gladly give you the damn thing!!! Also, tuning out the music will take some getting used to sobs.]

[itsjustdust]

[NOPE, you have him confused with the mind snatched Madara broken body welded dude.]

GAH, I never catch them. Well, not never, I caught one, but that was more politely asking if she wanted to come home with me. I've hatched almost all of mine~! Much better. I mean, otherwise you're snatching them maybe from families and stuff, and that's not cool.

[YAY, TEPIG! NOW HIS WISHLIST IS COMPLETED. Sorry, can't fix the music.]

[floralism]

[GASPU so you're two different people?]

I still don't care. What's the point of even raising them? And we can't use chakra. It's insane! [Ughh so not impressed.]

(what was that fail Icon I did up there o.o sorry)

[itsjustdust]

[Obviously! Something this awesome doesn't turn into something that crazy you know!]

Lots of reasons. First, some are more than smart enough to speak human so it's more like a summons. Secondly, the chakra thing sucks bad, but you still have your physical abilities.

[avoideyecontact]

[Is that another trainer?

Battle Girl Chandra comes running up to Ino.]

Training for a fight is almost as good as actually being in one!

Go Vanillish!

[Battle Girl Chandra tosses a Pokeball!]

[caster_blaster]

When people talk about animal summons, I'd think they were more...I dunno', terrifying.

Wouldn't that be harming you, too?

haha it's totally fine |D

[floralism]

[You tell yourself that, Obito.]

So, you basically raise these things because they're smart enough to speak human? [Why don't they just raise themselves?]

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[floralism]

[OH GOOD LORD WHO IS THIS GURL CALM YO TITS.]

[floralism]

[And then an ice cream shaped whatever came popping out of the pokeball.]

You have got to be kidding me.

[floralism]

I think some are terrifying? I don't know, I need to research more on these summons.

Regardless, I'm sure they're capable of harming people too. I think that's why you have to have one of your own to defend you. Sort of like that, I guess.

[caster_blaster]

Some of those little guys are pretty damned adorable. It's hard to imagine people makin' 'em fight.

[avoideyecontact]

[Battle Girl Chandra stands in that awkward pose and shouts.]

Okay Vanillish! You can do it!

[Obviously waiting for something to happen.]

[floralism]

[Nope, nothing's going to happen.]

Look, I'm not a "trainer" yet. [A beat.] Actually, I think I'm going to be a breeder.

[floralism]

Yeah, some of them are. Like this one, for example. Seriously, though, I don't even know why people make them fight in the first place. [She's not exactly a fan of others fighting her own battles.]

[avoideyecontact]

Oh... uh...

[She stands there awkwardly for a moment.

Then she calls back her pokemon.]

Nice try Vanillish! We will get them next time!

[Letting it return to the ball.]

[caster_blaster]

That one looks like a toy I'd put on the dashboard of my ship.

[floralism]

A toy? [It does look like it can pass as a doll.] Well, I think it's cute. I guess I won't mind raising this one.

[floralism]

[NEXT TIME...... okay Ino will just give this expression.]

Do you always do that, by the way? -You know, challenge people on sight? Because, seriously, ambush attacks aren't exactly fair game.

[avoideyecontact]

[Blink. Blink.]

I'm going to do one hundred high kicks until I am number one!

[And with that final statement, she turns and jogs off.]