popublur: (bring it!)
Velocity the Hedgehog [fem!Sonic] ([personal profile] popublur) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-09 10:27 pm

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Now this is cool! [ She grins, rubbing under her nose. ] It's about time, really! You've got too many dude-Sils running around, and like one dude-me, but what you really need is the true blue hedgehog!

[ Winks, giving a thumbsup. ] It's all good, I'll be sure to make things way more exciting around here! Just leave it to me!
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✘ sipping tea. witnessing your idiocy.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-09 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If that is what you call 'way more irritating', then yes, I am inclined to agree.

[ For one, it's Sonic. Gender doesn't matter. Shadow's honestly not even put off by this.

Secondly, well

RUDE AS HELL.
]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: 926940@ᴘɪxɪᴠ. (✘ filth in my fluff!)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-09 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

[ He raises a single ridge, noting every common feature for a Sonic -- her fur, her eyes, her skin tone. This really is Sonic, both in appearance and in personality. (He isn't sure how well he feels for the last quality.) ]

I suppose I should address you differently, as well. Tell me your name.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ʀᴇʙᴇ-ɪᴛ@ᴅᴀ. (✘ i am tired of your bullshit.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I haven't heard that one before.

[ He's also genuine and totally not sarcastic at all ever. ]

Velocity. [ It's likely going to be tough to tell if that tone is exasperated, experimental, or a mix of both. The name does roll off the tongue, but he couldn't get nearly as used to that as Sonic. ]

You certainly are like the overtly smug hedgehog I know. [ Is that a compliment? Even Shadow himself isn't sure. He respects that blue hedgehog, but at the same time, his -- or her -- attitude just rubs him the wrong way, and... just...

HMPH.
]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ6311@ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ. (✘ e-erk...)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
All... grumpy-face.

[ His eyes follow her, the grimace on his face proving nothing short of, "I am judging the hell out of you, girl." ]

If I didn't have looks to go by, I would take you for a child. [ He really would. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ6311@ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ. (✘ confiscating.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
And you should stick your tongue back in before I rip it off.

[ That threat may or may not be empty. Ah, who is he kidding? It kind of is. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ6311@ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ. (✘ time bomb about to blow.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?

[ He grabs for her ear, seeking to yank at it, his expression gone as sour as a pickle. ]

Do you really think it's funny? Really?
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (✘ i spit in your direction!)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am gently massaging the base of your tail. What does it look like I'm doing?

[ He relinquishes her ear, feeling he's done enough. Good. That's all he needed to exact his revenge. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ6311@ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ. (✘ processing...)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently, you are the only one amused.

[ He sighs, lifting his fingers to pinch the bridge of his nose. ]

You really are just the same...
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴍʙʟɢ.ᴛᴠ/ᴘᴍᴘᴍᴊᴘ. (✘ ... i'm listening.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-05-11 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. It's...

[ It's just remarkable how alike and different you both are.... ]

Humph. Forget it. [ Shadow shakes his head, making a note to face away from her. Goodness, unlike Rouge, she doesn't even care to wear any clothes... ]

At any rate, good luck with your mundane. You'll need it.

[ He's just gonna take this opportunity to bail. He's got nothing else to talk about here. SCREW BEING SOCIAL. ]
fakerette: drapion. (humph!)

[personal profile] fakerette 2013-05-23 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ you wish. ]