Forever questioning her mun's choice in games.

[forhislegacy]

I don't get you, mun.

First, you're all, "Let's go to a horror tower!" Which is, y'know. Cool. I can handle it, and Ion needs his guardian again!

And now you're thinking about sending me somewhere for cuddles? I'm okay with it, especially if there are going to be lots of rich, young nobles there! ❤

But you do realize how different those places are, right? It's enough to give a girl mood whiplash. Even a totally cute and incredibly capable girl like me!

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[fontastically]

Won't that have the young nobles impressed because you are so capable, Anise?

[forhislegacy]

Maaaaybe, but then I'd have to worry about making them feel bad 'cause they're not as strong as me.

[fontastically]

Wouldn't that be downsizing them in that case? Everyone is strong in a different way.

[forhislegacy]

Yeah, but guys usually like to think they're stronger than girls!

Plus it's super romantic when a dashing young duke says something like, "Don't worry, I'll always protect you" - don't you think? ❤

[...Anise, please think of who you're talking to.]

[fontastically]

Yes, one day I would like to meet the perfect man who will say that to me. The downside is that I won't be capable of making them a decent supper after everything comes together.

[forhislegacy]

Oh, that's easy enough to fix! I can teach you to cook as long as you promise not to get yourself blown up, or get kidnapped while shopping for ingredients, or something.

[fontastically]

Your kindness knows no bounds, Anise.

[forhislegacy]

It's just one of my many charms! ❤

[flamesfanned]

From what I've heard, you might need those hugs if you're within two games of the Tower.

[Hi Anise, look it's this guy, come to confuse everyone by merely existing.]

[oceanmaiden]

For cuddles? Such a place exists?

[forhislegacy]

Oh! Is that an offer? ❤

[...even if it's not - here, Ember, have an Anise barnacle.] I knew you wouldn't let anything bad happen to me!

[forhislegacy]

Apparently. It's some city where you get sick if you don't hug people, or something.

I think it sounds like a great place to find a husband! ❤ They'll be so grateful that I kept them healthy that they'll hafta marry me when we get out!

[flamesfanned]

[grhfdjsk Anise save your barnacling for when it has in-game benefits.]

Can't protect you everywhere, you know. Besides, isn't protecting people your job?

[forhislegacy]

My job is to protect Ion. It's totally okay if someone else wants to protect me!

[flamesfanned]

Yeah, but if you need protecting, then you can't be very good at your job, can you?

[Calling your shit like he sees it.]

[forhislegacy]

Booooooooooo. You don't understand a maiden's heart at all, Luke.

["Luke"? Oops.]

[flamesfanned]

...I'm not Luke.

[Confuseball incoming.]

[forhislegacy]

...um, but you're not enough of a jerk to be Asch.

[...Anise please.]

[flamesfanned]

...Who?

[Again with the names people don't go by in his universe.]

[forhislegacy]

Asch. You know, your original? [She puts her hands on her hips.] Did you hit your head or something?

[flamesfanned]

What are you talking about, Luke is -

[So confused. And a growing bad feeling.]

[forhislegacy]

Wait, what?

[Anise doesn't get this. She huffs, puffing her cheeks out.] If you're playing some kind of a joke on me, it isn't funny!

[flamesfanned]

Like I would ever joke around about this kind of thing!

[Hi, Anise, this one's slightly Yandere For Original, this is serious business.]

Tell me what's going on! Who's Asch?!

[forhislegacy]

You tell ME what's going on! If you're not Luke and you don't know who Asch is, then who the hell are you? Did Van make more than one replica?!

[flamesfanned]

Like hell he did!

[Things Ember will never let happen, part 413 of many.]

I'm the only one.