鷹見 水名月 | takami "bitches gots to learn" minatsuki. (
floramentirosa) wrote in
dear_mun2013-05-08 12:12 am
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on memes and why they piss her off.
Ohhhh, so you think you're a motherfucking comedian, huh, bitch? But I keep it real, and I'm not hearing any XXX bullshit laugh track or rounds of applause.
So cut out the bullshit before I rip your ass a bunch of new holes. Besides, isn't your lazy ass supposed to be "canon reviewing," or whatever? At least you'd waste less air not giggling like a fucking schoolgirl!
So cut out the bullshit before I rip your ass a bunch of new holes. Besides, isn't your lazy ass supposed to be "canon reviewing," or whatever? At least you'd waste less air not giggling like a fucking schoolgirl!

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I like you! ♥
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[a scoff. she purposefully leaves out the 'with benefits' part her mun was giggling about.]
Got enough on my plate dealing with the rest of you dumbfucks. Speaking of which, you seem like you're doing fine and dandy, freak. Fuck's up with that?
[She won't elaborate because of lol spoilers...]
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[ A laugh that, coming from him, sounds like a creepy, childish giggle. ] Becuase we're here. [ He lives in his mun's headspace, he knows what happens to him. ]
Why wouldn't I be happy? I still got what I wanted. ✩
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[A cringe at the giggle. Still, she swallows it back and scoffs.]
Tch, then I guess I got off lucky compared to you, weirdo. Mine's too much of a pussy to send me anywhere. Something about being 'too offensive,' or some XXX horseshit like that.
[A beat, and Minatsuki's expression darkens slightly.]
Uh huh. Betcha got a real hard-on from getting offed the way you did. Good fucking work, champ. Sick fuck.
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[ A shrug. ] Actually, at the place I'm at, you wouldn't even be the worst. But to each their own, I guess.
[ Another laugh. ] It wasn't the first time I died. Wretched Egg's done worse to me, you know. And now she's free. I'd say it was worth it... especially since she's at the Tower with me, now. ✩
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[eyebrow raise.]
No shit? Where are you at, anyhow? Now you got me---and my whore mun---curious. I didn't think there could be an even more fucked-up wackjob than Tamaki who could come up with another place like our shithole Wonderland.
[Minatsuki cringes again.] Phhh, I'm sure you aren't lying about that, you masochist shithead. I'm also sure you and the Wretched Bitch are lovin' it up guro style. I think all you two need is a shitty honeymoon.
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Me? Tower of Animus. Today's the last day that applications are open, you know. For two more hours.
[ He laughs, and claps his hands at that. ] A honeymoon? We're already there. I can't think of a better place to call our new little nest. There's more love there than there's ever been in our world... and they said our world was destroyed. I wonder how that happened? ✩