ryansgulch app almost finished.

[notactuallyiron]

Hey. Mun. Yes, you. Cmere. Let's chat. Just take a seat, get comfy. Drink? No?

Okay. Look. I don't really have a problem with this whole game thing. City under the sea, whatever, I can dig it. But here's the thing: why the middle? Why not before the movie, or maybe, oh, I don't know. After it? Yknow, when everything's been wrapped up in a pretty pink bow and I don't have to deal with some of that crap anymore?

I mean, drama's all well and good, but what if he DOES get in, and I end up wowing everyone as per usual, and we're both trapped in this underwater tin can with me still a hot mess? That's disaster right there. Disaster. It's never going to end well. It's not even gonna start well. How am I supposed to deal with everything all at once with him maybe breathing down my neck, AND this damn thing still in my chest?

[ _{I'm confident you two can get along. Besides, he might not even be from the same universe.} ]

Wha- why, because the last time we got together it ended so well? If there's more defenestration in my future, I'd really like it NOT to be underwater. And your little besides there- does that matter? I mean, honestly? Because I'm not really sure how that's aaaany better at all. Oh, awesome, he might not IMMEDIATELY have a reason to throw me around like a rag doll. Gosh, that's such an improvement, I could sell it as the next big thing.

[ _{eyerolls eternally} ]

Just consider tweaking it a bit. Please? For me? No? Fine, whatever, but here's the thing: when the time comes, and it turns out I'm right? You're never going to hear the end of it. Non-stop. Chattering. For days. Your call, mun.

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clearly i have to tag like.. everyone :'(

[curbing]

You'll-- Tony. I'd like it to be noted that I'm heavily protesting this decision of your writer's.

bless you, I'm trying to tighten the voice

[notactuallyiron]

Which one? They're all pretty questionable.

[ _{hold up} ]

..Pep?

he sounds perfect u/////u

[curbing]

The-- Really? You have to ask?

Of course it's me. Without, ah.. pencil skirts and heels.

oh gosh thank you o//////o

[notactuallyiron]

Specifics, Pep, cmon. Game, app, "canon point"?

Okay, thought so. Just checking. Uh. [ _{he shifts.} ] Well, you know. It doesn't have to be. You could totally work a pencil skirt with those legs.

[jarvises]

As much as the idea of it is hated, sir, try not to worry yourself too much over the matter. The time will come when you can gloat all you like over your being right, but try not to work yourself up.

[Wise words, Jarvis. Except not.]

B)

[curbing]

How about everything, Tony. And Loki?

.. I am not crossdressing for you. No. Absolutely not. I-- a skirt..

[notactuallyiron]

[ _{thank god, an out.} ]

Oh, yeah, totally. And the heels, too. Tights. The whole shebang. I bet you fifty bucks you'd have catcalls in the office.

[notactuallyiron]

But that's the thing, J. Gloating's only fun if the end result doesn't suck.

[jarvises]

And what's to say that you won't find a way to change the end result and make it good instead? You have a funny way of doing that, I've found.

Ugh I'm sorry he's such a troll ;;

[canyouregulate]

Don't like swimming anymore?

haha no worries

[notactuallyiron]

Don't really have the suit for it.

8D;

[canyouregulate]

Could always try skinny dipping.

[notactuallyiron]

I can only make so many miracles at a time, and after New York I'm kind of pushing it here.

Hey, if he's not the Loki I know, it MIGHT be okay. For a little bit. I'll take what I can get.

I'm loling tbh

[notactuallyiron]

Maybe if your girlfriend asked nicely.

[paps tony & mun] uvu

[jarvises]

Have confidence, sir. And patience. Good things come to those who wait, after all.

Mhm. A little while is better than no time at all. You'll be fine... eventually.

o///o

[notactuallyiron]

Here's hoping.

Cheers, J.

then my mission is complete

[canyouregulate]

You couldn't handle my girlfriend. From what I've seen, you can't handle your own.

you guys are both fab okay. [rolls]

[jarvises]

Of course. Just remember to give me a, ah.. call should you need anything, sir.

[notactuallyiron]

Y'know, somehow I think I'll pull through.

ahhhh thank you so much n/////n

[notactuallyiron]

[ _nodnod ]

Right, yeah. Same, uh... Same way as always?

[canyouregulate]

Oh, we can always do something about that.

no problem, bbu. just tellin' the truth. uvu

[jarvises]

Of course. I'm still connected to the network, strange as it is.

[notactuallyiron]

I wouldn't bet on it, Slick. I mean, look at your track record. Let's be realistic here.

=//////w//////=

[notactuallyiron]

...o...kay, that's weird, but, whatever, we can work with it.

[canyouregulate]

Sticks and stones, rustbucket. Some of us learn from our mistakes.

[However, he glances upward and sighs.] Problem is, my "new management" says I'm supposed to "play nice." Try to avoid killing you before your little underwater trip.