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[lastincident]

Yeah, I'm happy for him, too. Really. But can we quit harping on it already? I was jetlagged. It happens. I'm still proud of him. I came back from overseas for him. Also I was in the film there for maybe three minutes, you can calm down any time now. Yes, I'm glad they haven't forgotten me. No, this certainly doesn't promise that I'll get another movie anytime soon.

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[olympic_lion]

Well, granted. But he is effective.

Besides, who can you learn from if not yourself? [SUCH an innocent smile here.]

[lastincident]

I can't-- disagree. [ but he can side-eye you so hard ]

[ seriously your Bruce Banner is a father that is the worst idea in the history of worst ideas. ]

[olympic_lion]

Hey, guess who's going to cheerfully misinterpret that side-eye!] Unless you wanted to learn from me, of course; I AM something of a long-practiced expert in the field of hitting things. And my tuition fees are paid in beer!

[GOOD beer, mind. None of this factory-produced 'you don't buy it you just rent it' swill.. and if you get him PBR, the Other Guy had best ready himself for a whuppin' he'll be a LONG time forgetting!

And no shush Tony Stark giving up drinking is the worst idea ever; it starts wars]

[lastincident]

I think I've got it down.

[olympic_lion]

Hmp. I'll grant you're a talented amateur, but there's plenty of room for improvement. Both sides of yourself would be vastly more effective with a bit of system to your smash.

[Herc DID invent a martial art that's still practiced and appreciated to this day, Bruce. Just saying.]

[lastincident]

[ Arching a brow, very slowly. ]

You know I'm only just beginning to embrace the other half, and make us work together, right?

It's not-- quite like the other... other guy.

[olympic_lion]

Yes, yes, you're still learning about each other, the relationship's new and fragile like a tiny blown-glass sculpture. [None of this was stopping him from looking Bruce right in the eye, mind.]

Yet did you never consider that if you were better able to handle yourself, there would be less need to call in our favourite chromatically-gifted colleague? A trained man can handle a situation with a calm head and calm heart- and given the amount of Situations my counterpart was involved in, I'd expect that to be a valuable skill for you to possess.