HAHAHAHA NERVOUS

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Before I even start babbling, what exactly am I supposed to do here? Or there? Any... number of 'where's will do. In fact--

Right. No babbling. Getting right to the pointiness of it all. [BIG BREATH IN] Me Slayer. Me need... Too many flashbacks, I as in Buffy, need... slayage. That's my motor fuel; without it...

Without it I should be here, slaying my own demons. Keeping Sunnydale safe from. You know, something about a Hellmouth.

Tell me again how there's no decent TV, that'll convince me to go real quick.

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[hexappeal]

Guess it's time to start this beautiful friendship from day one, huh?

[iwillleaveyou]

Need the hunt, the rush...and the kill.

A girl after my own heart.

[divtastic]

They don't have decent TV?

[Because the 70s had loads of decent TV, clearly. Three whole channels of it.]

im not even in this game what am i doing

[hellionated]

That isn't the Cape I thought I'd see you in, Buffy.

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Tell me there's Vegas in this universe. [a hopeful pause] And Chippendale's. Chippendales. The grammatically correct yumminess.

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Woah, back up there... guy. With the killing and the rushing and the--well, okay, hunting yes, good. As long as it's the hunting of evil things we're agreeing on liking to put the damage to.

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It's all so... old.

being awesome :( with me :(

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The other one made me look fat.

[divtastic]

Apart from all them cameras they've got everywhere. And those wrist things we're all meant to have. My mun reckons it'll be a right laugh watching me get used to them if he does decide to put me in there.

she totally suspects he could be a vampire

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Why do I get the feeling these "wrist things" won't go with my Spring wardrobe? ...He does have a point, you know, no offense but your. Well, everything. [then, like a secret:] It's a little dated.

ahaha, he would be such a fail vampire

[divtastic]

It's for talking on, in't it? Don't know if it's really supposed to go with your wardrobe.

[He looks MOST OFFENDED. And a little startled.] No, it's not. Dead fashionable all this lot. Maybe not if you're in America, but it is in Manchester.

[iwillleaveyou]

So Sunshine, what's your weapon of choice when hunting these evil things?

LMFAO RIGHT THE WORST VAMPIRE ONLY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

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Accessories are very important.

[There's a long pause and an UNSURE look. Is this guy crazy or putting one over on her. Usually the outdatey wardrobe is a dead giveaway but he's not giving off those otherworldly vibes. She knew she should've been paying more attention during The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She never learned all the choreography to 'Let's Do The Time Warp Again.' Also have a slightly pensive frown as all this goes through Buffy's head.] I thought England was supposed to be ahead of the fashion-times.

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Mr. Pointy is the most efficient way, if we're talking vampires... General evil takes more, general researchy boring dusty book stuff.

[iwillleaveyou]

[His eyebrow raised slightly at the mention of Mr.Pointy, and the research comment earned her a slight chuckle.]

Never was one for reading. Prefer to use cut and slash till the prey stops moving.

WORSE THAN EDWARD CULLEN?

[divtastic]

[Chris snorts, failing to bite back his grin.] I can see why looking at what you're wearing. [...wait, that is probably rude, isn't it? He doesn't want a slap.]

I mean, it's all right. You look quite nice, really. Maybe just stick a cardi over the top or something. Give yourself a bit of cover, like.

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In my experience that method can get you dead. Or at the very least, the fleeing one.

that depends does he sparkle

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...What's wrong with what I'm wearing? [Then she looks scared and starts checking herself over. She's not having a wardrobe malfunction is she. Oh god. She doesn't see anything amiss but wraps her arms around herself self-consciously anyway.]

[iwillleaveyou]

Hard to kill me when your head ain't attached to your shoulders, but nothing wrong with slipping away when things go wrong...gives you time to regroup and strike again.

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Which is why, with the books. The three R's. Retreat, regroup and re-ead. Oh, then with the fighty. That part's obvious, though...

hopefully not, Ray would never leave him alone

[divtastic]

Nothing. It's just a bit... [What's a polite way of saying "you look like you're dressing for a porno"?]

Revealing. [Yes, good. He almost looks pleased with his word choices. Sam has taught him respect for women well.]

[iwillleaveyou]

[Riddick nodded slightly as he understood the tactic. He didn't read but he had often hunted his prey for, and studied them before he struck.]

What are you? Don't smell quite human, and you don't look like much but I don't doubt that you've earned your share of kills...

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[uneasy now.] I'm... human.

I'm just a girl.

[iwillleaveyou]

Can smell you Sunshine. You are no girl. Got the sweet smell of death and blood round you...like earth and copper. Can taste it in the air, and it tells me you are a killer like me.

YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT

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Revealing...? [This is doing wonders for her self esteem thanks so much] I like this halter, it's Springy as aforementioned and definitely has no revealing or skanklike qualities attached because I'm not--

[Wait, back it up Buffster. Why are you letting some strange dude in like, total retro gear tell you to put a sweater on anyway.]

Who are you supposed to be anyway? My grandma?