When they want to eat me, it's serious. [To be honest, he does know a few he considers friends, but sometimes he wonders.]

Frankly, I don't think I could find a movie like that. Well, maybe parts of some. Definitely not any of Twilight.

[Okay, he likes the spotlight when it gets him things he wants. Rare books, for example, or a gallon of chocolate milk. Or a hot, intelligent girl. Like Tess.]