dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

canon: teenage mutant ninja turtles

(no subject)

Well... Wasn't expecting that to happen.' It seemed like such an easy mission too, but of course I get thrown down a subway. All because of that little red-head.

...No, I'm not thinking about her last statement before that. It's nothing, absolutely nothing...

Next time, I ;ll be sure to not go easy on her, or Leo and his brothers. They want a feud? Well I'll be sure to give them one.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Ooo~ spooky.

I know how you feel, girl. Little red-heads are the biggest pests.

Well I guess that's one way to... why the heck are you green?

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that. Still,s he's not as bad as those four mutant turtles.

Genetic mutation. No big deal. I'm a superhero.

Got a favorite animal?

Mutant turtles? Are they some kind of aliens?

~~[Well, if you ask Michael Bay....]~~

How many mutants are in this... you know what? Don't answer that.

Favorite animal, huh? [She might as well amuse him, she's got nothing better to do.] Alright, I guess one is a panther.

[~~We're not going there...~~]

Nope. I have no idea how they mutated, but I have my suspecions... [Kraang, she';s thinking of you.]

They're these four turtles who got trained in ninjutsu by my father's sworn enemy and I got assigned to kill them all since his other henchmen failed. It's hard to find good help these days.

Excellent choice~

[And in the blink of an eye he shapeshifts into a big green panther, posing proudly]

[Karai wasn't one who got taken bu surprise very easily. She barely blinked when she first met Leo. But...]

How the... what the... what are you?! Some kind of shapeshifter?!

Some kind yeah.

[Tail flicks apparently proud of himself]

Any animal I think of. It's pretty great~

Interesting. And do you think you'll be able to pull it off?

Killing them, I mean.

[Karai is a tad but surprised, but she quickly regains her compouser.]

Not bad, must be a useful power. Let me guess, your some kind of goody-good hero boy, right?

[Shifts into THE CUTEST PUPPY YOU'VE EVER SEEN! And scratches his ear casually]

I did say superhero didn't I? Why? What's wrong with being a hero?

I was going to try and work with them, because we're kind of under an alien invasion. I have priorities. But they decided to backstab me and try to electrocute my father to death.

If it's a death fight they want, then it's one I'm going to give them.

[Sorry, cute doesn't effect her.]

Oh nothing... Except I find it dull. Heroics aren't my thing.

What's dull about fighting monsters, armies of robot ninja and evil super powered criminals intent on destroying everything you like?

[Shifts into a kitten next, not willing to give up]

[Still failing]

Oh, I like fighting as must as the next girl... well okay, more than most of every girl. But I found something more fun to fight...

[She's wearing a pretty sadistic gin right now]

...like Turtles.

Your family has a tradition of leaving business unfinished.

Oh really Xever? Well I guess I'm just going to have to change that, won't I? But it's not like your one to talk, who got himself beaten by the Turtles over what? Three times? Maybe four?

Ah, so there are aliens involved! I guess your world and mine aren't so different.

So you have aliens too, huh? I hope yours don't look like brains and talk redundantly all the time, it's pretty annoying.

Turtles?

[Shifts into a large puzzled looking turtle]

What's your beef with turtles?

Can't say I've ever seen that kind of alien around, no.

Let's see how you do against a tub of mutagen. Maybe then it won't make you so easy to fool.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 2