Decided To Add Some Head Canon...

[kickthecanplz]

 I DO NOT WATCH DISNEY MOVIES!

I'VE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE ONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Mun, there is a difference between wanting friends, and being thought of as a total pansy. I've got a reputation to maintain! It's like when Mulan was in the army, she wanted some companions, but she still had to keep up the disguise and - 

NOT THAT I HAVE EVER WATCHED IT.

Comments

[best_intel]

We can just say you watched it for the fighting.

[kickthecanplz]

... Well that stuff is pretty awesome.

... Uh, so I've heard.

[arach_nerd]

[Peter is singing. Badly]

Be a man!
You must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man!
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man!
With a strength of a raging fiyah!
Mysterious as the dark side of the MOOooOOooOOooOOooOON!

[kickthecanplz]

[He's physically shaking. As if fighting every nerve and instinct to sing along. Goddamit Spiderman.]

[best_intel]

Even if I said I could get you tickets to a stage show of it?

[kickthecanplz]

Ha! I'd never be interested in that kind of kid stuff.

[starts speaking very rapidly-]

But a bunch of my fellas have kids so if you gave me those tickets I could just give it to me - THEM. Them.

[best_intel]

[He rubs his temples.]

You know what, I'm younger than you so why don't you just use me as an excuse?

Though honestly there's no shame in loving Disney movies.

[kickthecanplz]

[Grumble.]

... I do have a rep to maintain. The heir to one of Japan's biggest yakuza gangs shouldn't be known for liking princesses.

[best_intel]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

So I was right, I didn't run a background check but you did look familiar.

I'm actually the intelligence officer for a prominent crime family in England.

[hostess]

Eh? What's wrong with Disney movies?

[kickthecanplz]

Guys don't watch Disney movies!

[hostess]

Why not? They're good movies.

[ What are gender roles, Kasanoda. ]

[kickthecanplz]

Because... because they're so girly!

[roturiercafe]

Ahh, Disney movies! How wonderful! Such handsome princes rescuing beautiful princesses!

[kickthecanplz]

I know absolutely nothing about that.

[roturiercafe]

Surely even your heart must beat faster at the thrilling chase! A prince, struggling to win his princess' heart! The villain, trying and almost succeeding to come between them! [ _{dreaaamy sigh.} ] It's so exciting, don't you think, Cassanova?

[arach_nerd]

Seriously? We live in a world where Vin Diesel plays Dungeons and Dragons and it doesn't make him any less Vin Diesely. Nobody cares that you like Disney movies.

[individuates]

The lady doth protest too much~~~!

[cakelover]

If you say so, Bossanova-chan~! Although why are you telling us this?

[princelycharm]

Wouldn't you rather be a prince like in those great Disney films~!?

Come now, if you want, we can watch it in my personal theater