Cannon is Minecraft

[tree_puncher]

Dear Mun,

By Notch do I hate how lazy you are Mun, I mean, just HOW long did it take you to get me an avatar? Yeah, too long... And boy was it fast once you realized how to get it. Personally I think I could use better. But that's not important. What IS important is getting me to that End Poem. Why are you even thinking of such distractions like these odd games when you've yet to get really anywhere close to finding the End Portal and get us to that Enderdragon fight.

At lest when you play my worlds I forget you even exist. Like that feeling a lot more then knowing about you here. Really just quit with these silly stupid ideas of Role Playing with me and just get back to the real important stuff... Like getting me to The End. No, I'm not going to ever stop harping you about that. I don't understand how you don't see the importance of getting there.

Get me to The End,
Steve?