canon is Hemlock Grove!

[gadjos]

Cute. Real cute.

[A teeny tight smile, which promptly falls flat.]

Think I'd rather shoot myself in the face, but thanks for the offer.

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[gildylocks]

I am, aren't I? [Little Gilderoy offers the other male a bright smile in order to prove said cuteness. Because of course it's all about him.]

...why would you ever want to do something like that?

[gadjos]

[W ow. Okay, he didn't mean you, Fabulous.]

Not really that big of a fan of being here. Present company considered.

[gildylocks]

Surely it can't be all that bad?

[Oh dear. Gilderoy believes this muggle could use some cheering up! Such a good thing he, Gilderoy Lockhart, happened to be around to do so.]