HA! We used to do that, actually. Have huge poker tournaments.
If I can impart any wisdom to you during our time here?
Do not.
Under any circumstances.
Play poker with ninjas.

It will only end in tears.

[Mike leans in and stage whispers]

WE CHEAT. A LOT.

Typing is not my most favorite thing ever, but I've gotten pretty good at it. You know, handicapable and all.