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Your hair is strange and pointy.
[Stater of the obvious and Demonic-looking woman was now poking Phoenix's hair.]
[Stater of the obvious and Demonic-looking woman was now poking Phoenix's hair.]
Wh-- hey! Don't touch it! [ automatically moves to bat her hands away, before actually getting a good look at her ] -- Uh...
[Oh wonderful! A lawyer! One of the most evil things in the universe! FINALLY he can have a pleasant conversation.]
It's good to enjoy things, but your tone suggests that you aren't. Would you care for me to deal with that little problem you have?
It's good to enjoy things, but your tone suggests that you aren't. Would you care for me to deal with that little problem you have?
[She frowns but stops when he bats her hand away.]
... ...
(The only thing I can think to say is "what are you?", but somehow that strikes me as a little... rude.)
(The only thing I can think to say is "what are you?", but somehow that strikes me as a little... rude.)
Wh-what?! (What's with all the weirdos flocking to me today?! ... No, actually, that would be a pretty apt description of my entire life. But today still seems like a step up!)
Uh... well...
You sure have some nice horns, there.
You sure have some nice horns, there.
I was offering to get rid of some of the unpleasantry in your life.
That is weird thing to say but thank you for compliment.
Do you know other abians?
Do you know other abians?
No... no, that's all right. (Is that thing supposed to be an unfortunate-looking cat, an oversized rat, or what? And why is it talking? And looking like it just crawled freshly out of hell?)
I can't say that I do. Or that I know what abians are, for that matter.
I is abian [She is the most helpful at descriptions ever.]
I... I see. And there's a whole, uh, kind of you?
Are you sure? My services are up for you to accept at any time.
[He unsheathes his claws. Evil the Cat smiles evilly.]
Trust me. I know how to take care of any inconvenience, no matter how large or persistent.
[Except a certain earthworm infestation.]
[He unsheathes his claws. Evil the Cat smiles evilly.]
Trust me. I know how to take care of any inconvenience, no matter how large or persistent.
[Except a certain earthworm infestation.]
[ WOAH NELLY these are some claws, he'll just be taking a step back now. or two steps back. ] N-no, I'd say my life is pretty inconvenience-free right now, thank you!
Yes, we look like humans most of the time when you see us.
[Evil the Cat is confused at this lawyer being terrified of him.]
...What's the matter? I would've thought someone as evil as you would appreciate my help.
...What's the matter? I would've thought someone as evil as you would appreciate my help.
What? Hey! Just what part of me looks evil to you?! (If he says it's my hair, I'm going to flip.)
Kind of.
Abians look human above ground and Angels have wings below ground.
Abians look human above ground and Angels have wings below ground.
Above ground? Below ground? I think you lost me...
She points to the ground they're standing on "Above ground. Angels live here." "Abians live below here."
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