Oh, god...

[its_patalliro]

It's about time that you chose me, the great king of Malynera, Patalliro the VIII! And how dare you bring me into a place like this?

This place would be much better if it had fancy decorations and a comfy couch where I can relax on Bancoran's lap, while he feeds me grapes and whispers sweet nothings into my ear~

Fufufu... That gives me the shivers thinking about it~

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[maraich]

I'm sure it makes Bancoran shudder thinking about it, too.

[its_patalliro]

Did I hear something? It sounded like a certain jealous radish-head trying to make an insult. Nyaa~

[maraich]

WHO'S A RADISH-HEAD?!

[Throws a giant radish at.]

[godly_trap]

No offense, but... that is just a tad creepy.

How old are you, hon?

[its_patalliro]

There's nothing wrong having a dream~!

And if you must know, I happen to be 10 years old, thank you very much.

[godly_trap]

Still so young! Such dreams are best suited for those at least past puberty, dear.

[its_patalliro]

Hmph! I don't need your advice! A king follows his own pursuits and dreams!

[godly_trap]

Shouldn't a king's foremost concern be the well-being of his people?

[its_patalliro]

Yes, that too. I can always count on the Tamanegi to take care of my affairs while I'm gone.

You are both beautiful and brilliant people, by the way, and I hope you get a Bancoran.

[godly_trap]

Ah, then it seems you have it all worked out!

But, hon... it's still creepy.

Thank you so much. *hugs*

[its_patalliro]

Creepy? The only thing that's creepy is you calling me "Hon"!

[godly_trap]

But I call everyone that.

Fine, if you don't like it, how about 'dumpling,' or 'meat-bun?'

[its_patalliro]

Ugh! You're starting to remind me of Maroichi!

I am an idiot.

[godly_trap]

Fine, fine, Lliro, then!

Don't worry about it!

[its_patalliro]

Patalliro!

[godly_trap]

Patapan?

[its_patalliro]

You... Girly-boy!

[Nice comeback.]

[godly_trap]

Yes, and?

[its_patalliro]

And I'm betting you were teased for your looks. Even girls must've been jealous of you~

[its_patalliro]

You, a god? Hmph! I didn't know you had such a great opinion of yourself.

Ack! Sorry, html fail.

[godly_trap]

Nobody teases a god, Patapichi. [Except other gods, but the only ones that mattered to him were his family, and they've... well, come to expect that sort of thing from him.] As for girls being jealous? I wouldn't have it any other way~

Sorry for the giant fail on my part back there. God, I need an edit button.

[godly_trap]

Oh, but it's true~ Then again, I wouldn't expect someone of your... stature to be able to recognize divinity.

Hey, we're only human. It's ok to make mistakes.

[its_patalliro]

Grrr... How impudent! I bet Mambarch was a bad influence on you.

That'll teach me to RP at 2 AM

[godly_trap]

I don't know who that is~♪

XD

[its_patalliro]

Ugh! He's that stupid radish-head!