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[diedthesage]

Playing around in those small-fry situations doesn't really count for doing anything. Me? Lazy? No one has ever had the gall to accuse the great Nabooru of such a thing. Don't say things you'll regret, it gives you ugly wrinkles so I've heard. Now move! You make me miss my girls. At least they could take orders without whining. ...most of them, anyway.

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[timezone]

She really thinks you're lazy? Has she seen a lazy person before?

[diedthesage]

You'd think not with such frivolous descriptions.

[timezone]

Then she's just being mean for no good reason. Do you think she'll listen to you, though? What are you trying to get her to do, anyway?

[diedthesage]

I have a way with words- that is, I don't take 'no' for an answer very often. [Aaaand-] I think I wouldn't mind stepping back onto that island with you.

[timezone]

Really?

[Oh he perks up at that. With so many of his friend having left, getting one back would be a pleasant surprise.]

Not many people want to come back.

[diedthesage]

I got that feeling. Not many liked it there. But I never saw it as the pit of hell everyone always complained about.

[timezone]

I never have, either. Though someone blew up Mister Thanatos' temple on the first of this month and the spirits of the dead went everywhere. There were possessions going on and now a giant sea monster people are calling 'The Kraken' has gotten out and is causing trouble along the coast. I want to fight it, but the Temple needs to be finished so the dead can go back to being dead.

[diedthesage]

.....sounds like I've missed quite a lot. [Well doesn't all that sound absolutely insane.]

[timezone]

[It kind of is.]

It's been exhausting. And Link, you remember the other Link?, he broke his arm when some of the debris of the Temple fell down on him while he was helping clear it out. He almost broke his head.

[diedthesage]

Things are getting out of control over there, huh? Worst I remembered was people not being able to loosen up and worried about dying from being choked. This sounds far beyond any of that.

[timezone]

It's only really gotten like this the last month. I just hope it doesn't get any worse. It was kind of starting to feel like a home.

[diedthesage]

So what you're really saying is, "Oh Nabooru won't you please come and fix everything" right?

[timezone]

[He laughs and flops down]

Of course! What else would I be saying?

[diedthesage]

The only bad part now is the wait. Think you can make it?

[timezone]

For you, Nabooru? How could there be any doubt?

[diedthesage]

An excellent response. I've missed you, Link.

[timezone]

I've missed you too!

[He really wanted to hug her.]

Have you been busy in Hyrule while you've been gone?

[diedthesage]

Hardly. Peace time is nice and all but it gets boring.

[timezone]

I guess being a Sage means you can't do any daring robberies, huh?

[diedthesage]

Being without a physical body really cuts into my thieving time, yes.

[timezone]

Oh! But you can float through walls and stuff now, right? Maybe you could plan the robberies and have someone else carry them out! Like you asked me to do because you couldn't fit into the hole!

[diedthesage]

Hey now, that wasn't exactly a robbery. That was a necessity.

[timezone]

...So you aren't proud of it?

[diedthesage]

I didn't finish the job. How could I be?

[timezone]

It was your plan, though, and it worked.

[Even if the plan had simply been 'send the kid in and make him hand over the gauntlets if he succeeded']

But if you want to do a different one and see it through to the end, we could do that, too.

[diedthesage]

Tempting the Hero of Time to steal things on the Gerudo's behalf. I don't think the history books saw this one coming. [She seems pleased.]