How's your wrist after all of that clicking?

[soulcatcher]

So. You brought all of us over. I've been delegated by the rest of the voices in your head to discuss this with you, since it appears that you're becoming as mentally fractured as I am. I think they believe this gives me a perverse kind of sympathy for you. Be assured it does not.

First, we understand why you did this, and why you did this now, but you need to remember where your priorities lie. You have a busy schedule this fall and it would take nothing short of the miraculous to play even a handful of us. Do not try to force it. We can wait. There are other voices in your head that you can't bring here, and they do take precedence over us. We understand. I want a cameo. Surely you can come up with an original equivalent of me.

Secondly, since you've spent your whole long weekend fooling around, I thought I should remind you of a few things you need to do today. These include your laundry, recharging your netbook and MP3 player, making your lunch for tomorrow, and getting a refill of that strange concoction that allows you to digest milk. If you forget to do these things, I will visit horrors upon you in your sleep. Also, call Best Buy and find out what the hell they're doing, because the laptop is insufficient for our needs. We can barely fit in your head and it's far roomier than this thing. (Don't even let me begin on that netbook of yours. *SHUDDER*)

I would like an attractive layout too, please. When you have time. Flames and skulls would be lovely. Plus perhaps a PB aside from just the pictures you have from my book covers. As appalling as you find this, Megan Fox would actually work perfectly for me. Her face is exactly as my author described mine. I doubt you'll find a shortage of icons, possibly even some of her in body armor. At least look.

Thank you,

S. Senjak