melonfuckah: (✘ you my friend.)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] melonfuckah) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-16 08:53 pm

on possibly going back.

 You miss me?  Of course you miss me!  I was the best thing that ever happened to ya, mun!  Without me, you're just... you're you without me and that's just borin'!  I know Robbie misses me.  Robbie and Hermoine and Rachel, oh I left Rachel at such an awful time, clearly I have to go back and redeem myself and fight the zombies.  And don't you go tellin' me there aren't any zombies, I fought 'em!  Well, okay, I didn't really fight 'em, but they were there.  Would ya stop lookin' at me like that?  I'm a lover, not a fighter mun.  Not unless it's worth it to die because... y'know.  I'm immortal.  Ya just needa make time for me and forget those other muses.  Let 'em go.  They do nothin' but hold me back, anyway.

Maybe we could find Kelly!  Kelly would totally kick zombies' asses!  She'd kick everyone's ass if we let her!  Then, maybe, we could become the Animus or some fucked up shit, yeah?  I mean, you have me who's immortal and Kelly who's... Kelly.  I guess it'd be nice to have anyone there from home, though.  I haven't seen Barry in a while.  Or Alisha.  Or Curtis.  Surely they'd all like to know that I lived after they buried me alive-- and thanks a lot for that one, guys, really, shitting myself in my coffin is something I've always wanted to try.  I fuckin' loved it.  But anyway... yeah.  That place needs me, and havin' anyone come along would only keep the party goin' so.  Look.  Look hard, mun.

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