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dear_mun2013-03-25 09:47 am
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Y'know, m-munny, I'm startin' t' get r-reeeeal suspicious o' ya.
Shore, we've had lotsa f-fun together for th' most part these last six months. Real good times. Performin' an' pranks an' puppies an' pancakes… But I'm startin' t' see a pattern with th' way things have b-b-been goin' on th' last month in particular.
I m-mean, first, ya have my core explode - again - an' lemme tell ya how unpleasant that whole scenario was t' deal with a second time. Then I hafta experience my Pappy dying - again - also equally unpleasant.
An' n-now all o' th' sudden I hear whispered plottin' t' t-ttt-take out my girlfriend too! This has gotta be a joke! Why can't y-ya let a robut have a little well-earned R&R from time t' time?
What did I ever do t' ya besides invade yer headspace an' spout off a good pun every now an' again?
[Damn good puns too.]
Shore, we've had lotsa f-fun together for th' most part these last six months. Real good times. Performin' an' pranks an' puppies an' pancakes… But I'm startin' t' see a pattern with th' way things have b-b-been goin' on th' last month in particular.
I m-mean, first, ya have my core explode - again - an' lemme tell ya how unpleasant that whole scenario was t' deal with a second time. Then I hafta experience my Pappy dying - again - also equally unpleasant.
An' n-now all o' th' sudden I hear whispered plottin' t' t-ttt-take out my girlfriend too! This has gotta be a joke! Why can't y-ya let a robut have a little well-earned R&R from time t' time?
What did I ever do t' ya besides invade yer headspace an' spout off a good pun every now an' again?
[Damn good puns too.]