Whatever she's up to, I'm sure one day we'll all look back and laugh

[shockjock]

Oooh, Superman, the Superbrat, and some dolt with a reactor in his chest?

Who says you munnies are always mean to us defenseless little muses?

[Okay I lied, there's probably going to be tears. Lots and lots of tears. And not the good kind.]

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[andaway]

You will not hurt them, Leslie. Not while I'm there.

[shockjock]

That's the idea, Super-jerk. Once you're sizzlin' in the streets, I have a few days worth of free time to kill.

[Oh and she'll be spawncamping you. Hard. Call of Duty hard.]

Not to mention a certain super-powered knock-off.

[andaway]

[He frowns] Leslie, part of the Justice League is living currently living in that place. If you kill me- [And he doesn't even doubt for a second she wouldn't want to or eve try.] there will be others to take care of you.

[shockjock]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Take you down and I'll have to deal with the Green Nightlight, Batbrain and the official team swim coach. Like that's a good deterrent.

We both know you goody-goodies don't like to play for keeps. Worst case scenario, I get tossed in a cell and miss out on all my soaps.

[Not that she watches any to begin with, but she's trying to make it clear to Kal how there are just absolutely no fucks given on this day]

[andaway]

There's more of us. More superheroes that do not belong to the Justice League, that do not even come from our world.

They will not just 'toss you in jail', and I won't be there all the time to protect you. You know I can't be everywhere.

[shockjock]

[Somebody's feigning a yawn, and it's not Supes]

Yeesh, when'd you become Super-nanny? I don't need you protecting me, jerkface.

Especially considering how that worked out last time.

[The "you dick" is implied.]