Homeless, maybe looking at Ruby City

[beetlecave]

Okay, okay, so I guess I'm back. Good job, by the way. It only took you what... four years to pull me back out again?

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but you really should clean up in there.

Anyway, what's the plan, boss? Are we going to give this another shot? You really should probably track down my other issues. I'm sure there's been other stuff I've been in. Something about a reboot? What- What's that face for? What did they do?

Do I wanna know?

Comments

[dorksbury]

I hear you're a jerk in it!

TRACI

[beetlecave]

What? Seriously? Am I kicking puppies or pushing old ladies into traffic or something? What the heck is going on?

SUP!!

[dorksbury]

You're a typical no-good brat who isn't all about family! He's totally unattractive to me!

NOT MUCH JUST FLAILING i am sorry if he is rusty weeps

[beetlecave]

[OH SHIT.]

That doesn't sound like me at all! There's got to be body snatchers involved.

LMAO it's okay it's been a while on my end...

[dorksbury]

Alternate universes suck. I don't exist again, my dad believes in magic... everything's topsy-turvy!

hurray we can both figure this out while they complain about the reboot

[beetlecave]

You don't exist?

Bizarros. Let's just say everything is Bizzaros. Can we do that?

sounds good to me!!

[dorksbury]

Well, I'm complicated as it is! I mean dad was married once to a blonde woman who... isn't my mother. And he doesn't cheat. So, it... is really something I'd rather not think about! But nonexistence is even worse!

Mirror Jaime probably has a soulpatch.

[waywardbird]

You're wrapped up in all this reboot bullshit too? [ Jason actually looks surprised. ] I don't even think I've ever seen you before. [ Maybe he needed to branch out of Gotham a little more. ]

TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF FLAILING ATTEMPTS AT STATIC

[bangbaby]

Jaime, my man, the new 52 is uh... Not exactly your game, yanno?

[beetlecave]

Apparently. I'm not liking the looks of it so far.

[Pauses. Oh, he doesn't think he knows this guy either.]

Uhh. I ...don't think we've met. Who are you? [Like he's met a whole bunch of superheros yet. He's pretty new to this scene.]</small.

[beetlecave]

No kidding. What are they doing up there? Getting monkeys to write? Milagro could do a better job than this.

Re: sounds good to me!!

[beetlecave]

That- oh- um. That sounds messy. Uh.

[MOVING RIGHT ALONG, JAIME.]

Mirror Traci has a french accent.

[waywardbird]

Jason Todd. [ Like hell he was telling his kid his other name and if he googled Jason Todd he'd come up with a dead end. The benefits of being dead? ] I stick to Gotham mostly.

What about you, kid?

[beetlecave]

[Well, this guy is either a civilian or he's a cape not real thrilled with giving out his identity. Given that he's 'wrapped up in a reboot' he's going to guess incognito. Which is fine, he didn't know this guy anyway. Maybe Robin did, though, if he was from Gotham.]

Jaime Reyes. El Paso, Texas.

[waywardbird]

I didn't realize Texas had a supervillain problem.

[beetlecave]

[HAAAAaaaaaa....]

You know, neither did I until I wound up in the middle of this supehero business. Go figure.

[waywardbird]

[ lmao. ]

Will the wonders ever cease?

1/2

[bangbaby]

Man, I'm gonna need you to take a second and think about--

2/2

[bangbaby]

On second thought, I'm starting to think you're right. You know they cut off my arm in the first issue?

[third_alternative]

Four years? Man, and I thought the 7 months I've been sitting around doing nothing was torture.

[dorksbury]

That's our universe in a nutshell, isn't it?

[WHAT A SMOOTH TRANSITION!!]

Mirror Jaime is Scottish.

[beetlecave]

Close to that, anyway. I swear I was getting cobwebby.

[beetlecave]

What. Are you for real? How is that necessary?

[bangbaby]

It ain't as far as I'm concerned! You'd think losing my powers for a bit was enough!

[beetlecave]

Touche.

[JAIME IS THE SMOOTHEST OPERATOR.]

Mirror Traci is....Canadian. French-Canadian. Enjoy your poutine!