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dear_mun2013-03-21 11:42 pm
bluematters) wrote in dear_mun2013-03-21 11:42 pm
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[WHISTLING IN THE DISTANCE, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, DAD.]
[RABBIT I SWEAR TO GOD SO HELP ME--]
Rabbit, if you're trying to not be noticed don't whistle.
Rabbit, if you're trying to not be noticed don't whistle.
[.....Good point] It was Th'Jon's idea!
[Sorry, little bother, throwing you way under that bus.]
[Sorry, little bother, throwing you way under that bus.]
Who was the one to lead him outside?
[Yeah no.]
[Yeah no.]
No, I wouldn't believe it was the bees.
[This isn't Bee Movie.]
[This isn't Bee Movie.]
[Everything is Bee Movie, Pappy. BTW, all the robots are suing the entire human race. Just thought you should know.]
Then Th''Spine d-d-did it. [No, he did not.]
Then Th''Spine d-d-did it. [No, he did not.]
[You are never allowed to watch movies again, jesus.]
No, Rabbit.
No, Rabbit.
[Pappy, do you even know what a movie is, Jesus.]
Hatchy?
Hatchy?
[Don't back talk Rabbit. Don't even start.]
No. What have I told you about taking responsibility for your own actions and choices?
No. What have I told you about taking responsibility for your own actions and choices?
[I'll talk back all I want in these brackets, old man.]
....
....
...
Ya s-shore ya don't believe it was t-those bees? They never know how t' beehave.
Ya s-shore ya don't believe it was t-those bees? They never know how t' beehave.
[You're grounded.]
They also don't toss themselves or their hives into the unstable voids of their younger brothers.
[Pun aside.]
They also don't toss themselves or their hives into the unstable voids of their younger brothers.
[Pun aside.]
[I'll ground your face!!
...No please stop no pappy i love you dont ground me i got important stuff to do]
[Okay, even Rabbit can't keep a straight face at that, the delightful image still so fresh in his mind. So forgive your eldest son's wild giggling.] What c-can I say? I was beewitched with in-in-inspiration!
...No please stop no pappy i love you dont ground me i got important stuff to do]
[Okay, even Rabbit can't keep a straight face at that, the delightful image still so fresh in his mind. So forgive your eldest son's wild giggling.] What c-can I say? I was beewitched with in-in-inspiration!
[Didn't we see what happens when you throw a fit over being grounded already, Rabbit?
Remember that?]
Do you like the flowers on the grounds, Rabbit? [Okay, where is he going with this..]
Remember that?]
Do you like the flowers on the grounds, Rabbit? [Okay, where is he going with this..]
[He really tries not to....
Wait, what?] Eeeh, [vocalizer whining out slightly] -Guess so?
Wait, what?] Eeeh, [vocalizer whining out slightly] -Guess so?
Edited 2013-03-22 05:06 (UTC)
[YEaaaaaaaaaaaah.]
You only guess? Well, you must not be awfully fond of the flowering plants and trees, since you are disturbing the bees. [Peter no. Stop.]
You only guess? Well, you must not be awfully fond of the flowering plants and trees, since you are disturbing the bees. [Peter no. Stop.]
[Hey hey what is this don't do mind tricks on your stupid son, Pappy.]
Huh? I ain't disturbin' th' bees! We was just playin' a little g-g-game is all... [A game called 'Poke the beehive until all of the bees are pissed off and then throw the hive full of said angry bees into your younger brother's crazy chest void'.
Really, it was as good as it sounded!]
Huh? I ain't disturbin' th' bees! We was just playin' a little g-g-game is all... [A game called 'Poke the beehive until all of the bees are pissed off and then throw the hive full of said angry bees into your younger brother's crazy chest void'.
Really, it was as good as it sounded!]
[You said it, not me~]
Bees are not very fond of playing games, you know. Not to mention they were made hiveless in your little game. All of their honey and things gone in that void. [Tsk, tsk.]
My, wheever shall they make their honey now? Or help those plants grow. What a shame.
Bees are not very fond of playing games, you know. Not to mention they were made hiveless in your little game. All of their honey and things gone in that void. [Tsk, tsk.]
My, wheever shall they make their honey now? Or help those plants grow. What a shame.
... [what guilt] I was just p-playin' some g-g-games with Th'Jon, Pappy.
Could you please play it with something other than a beehive next time?
[Really Rabbit, really. No playing with beehives.]
[Really Rabbit, really. No playing with beehives.]
They are lucky they couldn't get stung by the bees within.
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