just finished s4 aaaaaaa

[whiteboyname]

Seriously?

We already went over this: I don't give a shit that you think you can "get" me now. Who the hell are you supposed to be, my shrink? I'm not gonna sit on this stupid-- couch thing, I'm not gonna play your goddamn game, and you're not gonna make me.

Get it through your head already.

Bitch.

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yesssssss >:3

[5055034455]

[THIS FACE, JESSE.]

sobs

[whiteboyname]

What?

come to me ♥

[5055034455]

It's pointless.

falls into arms

[whiteboyname]

So, what, am I supposed to just lie down and take it?

saul is the least helpful

[5055034455]

Lie back and think of England, baby.

[whiteboyname]

[HHHHHHHHHHH THANKS SAUL.]

I don't know about you, but people aren't normally cool with getting puppeted around by deranged teenage girls.

[wow shut up i'm not a teenager jesse; it's not my fault i have a baby face.]

[5055034455]

Not normally, no. But everyone has —

[no okay let's not go there

Jesse is distressed. Saul should be nice.]

You'll be fine.

[whiteboyname]

[well, saul is ten times more irritating than anybody else he knows, and if he seems to be all right...]

Yeah, well, I still don't trust her.

[5055034455]

[ew rude]

Did I say trust her? No. I said you'd be fine.

That doesn't mean your ass isn't gonna get put through the wringer anyway.

[whiteboyname]

[ok he's not reassured anymore.]

Shit. What kinda stuff do they do?

I mean... is it true that they-- you know--

Make you do gay stuff?

[BECAUSE THAT IS HIS BIGGEST CONCERN I GUESS]

/SPITS EVERYWHERE

[5055034455]

[WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU, JESSE?]

It's been known to happen.




You can also die, but I guess that's not such a big deal.

LMFAOSDLKKJSG

[whiteboyname]

[HE'S GOT A HEADSPACE NEIGHBOR WHO'S BEEN WARNING HIM IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY, IT'S VERY CONCERNING]

But I hear you come back, right? If I'm not really dead, then-- [then he still dies, which he doesn't want to think about.]

Dude, I just don't want some guy's junk all in my face.

[5055034455]

Better be careful, then. Dreamboat like you? Total target around these parts. Those eyes, that bad boy attitude...

Looks like you've finally got some incentive to pull your damn pants up.

[KIDS THESE DAYS, AM I RIGHT?]

[whiteboyname]

...

[PULLS UP PANTS.]

You are such an asshole.

[5055034455]

Thank you.