torn between two games, canon is dracula

[damngod]

You do not read quickly enough, girl. It will be the beginning of the month before you know it, and where shall I be? Ignored.

I have no intentions of being ignored yet again. Finish your homework before you place any reserve, for you know I am not one to be placed to the side more than once.

You do seem to have a strong desire to seek out horror, have you noticed? I find it rather...unsettling.

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[damngod]

[nocat.avi]

Did I live up to expectation?

[brotherinarms]

I was always told you could turn into a bat. Can you do that?

[damngod]

[Right in the heart, ow. What is he, a magician? He doesn't do tricks.

Just wait til he finds out about Count Chocula.]

Ah...if I need to, yes. Among other things, but yes.

[brotherinarms]

[ Oh, there are far greater wonders than mere Count Chocula.

Vlad, brace yourself.

In the 21st century, vampires sparkle. ]

Really? You've got shapeshifting powers?

[damngod]

[sobbing forever

you know, if his tear ducts functioned]

Among other things, yes. It...ah, it is an ability I have had for quite some time now. During parts of the day, at least.

[brotherinarms]

We must've lost that. Best we've got is fangs.

[ And not even cool fangs. They're kind of lame, comes down over the rest of his teeth fangs and there are way too many of them.

Kind of like this damn thing from Star Wars. ]

[damngod]

[WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS THAT

SIR PLEASE

THINK OF THE CHILDREN]

...my word, how far we have fallen.

[brotherinarms]

[ Benny can't have children. He's dead. :( ]

They do call us monsters for a reason.

[damngod]

[omg wiener works issues too!??!?! BROTHER!]

Why do you need so many?

[Srsly dude don't step on Vlad's flamboyancy. You'll make him sad 8(]

[brotherinarms]

[ Did he mention that he used to be a pirate? A vampire pirate?

A vampirate?

Benny's life is suffering. ]

The better to drink with? I sure don't know. I've never met the Alpha. The first of our kind.

[damngod]

[Yar har, fiddle dee dee...]

Alpha. Have we become nothing more than wolves to society?

[Not that being a wolf is a bad thing, but hey: they're superior to humans. Being compared to any animal is offensive.]

[brotherinarms]

[ He gave it up for love, okay? And then she died. And he died. And then he came back from purgatory and found out she didn't die and shacked up with the guy who killed him. ]

No, humans've got them too. Think we're more like monsters under the bed. Boogeymen in the closets.

[damngod]

[He could give Wolverine a run for his money.]

Humans have—do you mean Adam and Eve?

[God talk is bad talk around Vlad, but he's curious, okay?]

[brotherinarms]

I don't know no Adam, but Eve's the mother of all the monsters. Just ask Dean. He met her. He knows.

[ Benny's spying on your conversation with Dean, Vlad. Sorry. He's a good fake brother. He watches out for his family that no longer wants him anymore. ]

[damngod]

[Oh hell no. Vlad is the origin! There's nothing besides him! Bitches be steppin.]

Ah, that is not the world I know. I am the first of my kind. I am the originator.