torn between two games, canon is dracula

[damngod]

You do not read quickly enough, girl. It will be the beginning of the month before you know it, and where shall I be? Ignored.

I have no intentions of being ignored yet again. Finish your homework before you place any reserve, for you know I am not one to be placed to the side more than once.

You do seem to have a strong desire to seek out horror, have you noticed? I find it rather...unsettling.

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[scowls]

[And King Ponce over there smells like mothballs and granny's house.]

You tell me.

[summersword]

Not quite what I mean. Y'see, I read the classics. Stevenson. Shelley. [The smile drops. Her eyes narrow.] Stoker.

[Clever girl.]

[damngod]

[3.1fork yourself, Dean. Right in the eye. Both of them, preferably.]

Old? You see old? You ought to get yourself to a doctor, for it seems your eyes are failing you.

[Come on, man, he had to suck on a ship full of sailors in the late 1900s to get this figure back don't be a dick.]

[onteamdyson]

So you want to get stuck in boringsville, craptacular experiment town where bad things happen on a daily basis. Okay, I get it. Yeah, maybe you and my aunt would get along.

I dunno! Needs! Weird ... dietary requirments, perhaps? [Because if he's fae, she's a freakin' expert. If he's an incubus, she's freakin' OUTTA HERE.] You just kinda seem like some people I know back home.

[damngod]

[Don't insult your grandmother that way, John. That's too far.]

You expect me to read your mind and tell you what your words mean?

[do you really want dracula in your head john

do you really]

[damngod]

[No, not fae. Incubus is offensive, if only because Vlad's sex drive has been nonexistent thanks to being dead. The true horror of ED stands before you, Kenzi. Behold it and despair.]

I have never gotten along particularly well with gypsies, I am afraid. They are good laborers, but that is the extent of our interactions. [Usually.] What do you mean, "some people"?

[Spit it out, girl.]

[venatical]

[ So he doesn't look like a dusty rotten corpse, but that doesn't mean Dean's not going to keep poking at this clearly sore point. Big ego, huh?

ALSO sucking on sailors (heh) totally means Dean gets to be the biggest dick. He has a big knife and he knows how to use it! ]

I see a pale old dead guy who really needs a haircut and has a bad case of blood breath, yeah.

[scowls]

[Nobody likes a creeper, Vlady-boy.]

Actually, I expect you to go back to hell with your buddies.

[damngod]

[Clever, but pussyfooting. Why is everyone so afraid of him? He's a nice guy, really!]

I cannot understand why such an awful writer should be lined up in anything considered a "classic."

[damngod]

[omg plz this man has the best immune system ever, he's drunk the blood of a thousand people, what's a knife going to do? Really? How much of an issue can a knife be?]

Dead? The dead stay beneath the Earth or above it. They certainly have no means to walk about it, as they've no life left in them. Your vision is terrible.

[srsly dean, it's undead. Ghosts are dead. Ghosts and vampires aren't the same. That's offensive.]

dkgsdg can we just keep you forever?

[onteamdyson]

[OH GOD IT'S SO TERRIBLE-- woah, wait a second.] Excuse you about the whole labourers comment. Pretty sure I'm a little too offended to answer your question now. So there. Deal with it.

[Just gonna cross her arms over her chest and put a metric fuckton of attitude into this head tilt.]

[damngod]

[Don't call a vampire nearing five hundred boy, dude. Even if you have the same face as that one Harker guy in that one movie we shall not name...]

How can I go back to a place I have never been? I would have had to visit it first to return, would I not?

[summersword]

[You suck blood, Vlad. That ain't nice by any stretch of the imagination.]

Because it makes for good reading. [Pause.] ...You think that maybe the reason the ol' mun hasn't taken you anywhere is because they're afraid you might chow down on the others in the same boat as you?

[scowls]

[Bram Stoker's Dracula? Is it like Beetlejuice? Will saying it three times defeat the Master of All Evil?]

I can help you out with that.

you mean in a jar like a preservative? on a special shelf?

[damngod]

[What a qt pie, thinking Vlad cares about how anyone feels. (Spoiler: he doesn't, skip to chapter 14 to see how the story plays out from this point!)]

It. It. Bring "it" on. Deal with "it"—this word seems to have evolved into something all-encompassing when my attention was elsewhere.

[On other things.

You know.

Like pretty little women and their moms and their best friends...]

[damngod]

[HE HAS CROSSED OCEANS OF TIME TO BRING YOU OUT OF THE MATRIX, TED]

Perhaps—and this is, of course, a mere suggestion from a stranger, nothing further—it would be wiser to consider helping yourself out before you consider helping anyone else.

[tl;dr - bitch plz]

[venatical]

[ Hope that immune system comes in real handy when he CHOPS YOUR HEAD OFF.* ]

Like I need a vocabulary lesson? I've been dealing with your kind basically my whole life. And no, it hasn't been as long as yours, but some of us are cursed with youth. [ BOOM. Check out this smug smile. ]

[ooc: *season 8!Dean is 60% less likely to kill vampires on sight. Try not to kill people tho!]

[damngod]

[Only because he has to!]

Chow down? Are you implying that I am a cannibal?

[scowls]

[Sorry, Sirius. John took the red pill.]

I got all the help I need.

[TL;DR, devil's got his back, bro.]

[damngod]

[Oh please. It's not that easy! You have to stab the heart, chop off the head, fill everything with garlic, there might need to be a bonfire...one does not fell Vlad Dracula with mere decapitation, it is folly.]

You jump to conclusions and make assumptions far too quickly, sir. The kind you know, in all likelihood, are quite different from what I am.

[damngod]

[Tell that to the Batman.]

From your tobacco? That must be very helpful, setting something on fire only to draw it into your lungs. It seems to be very healthy.

[carriesparasol]

I find many traits of these mundanes unsettling.

Special shelf forever and ever.

[onteamdyson]

Pretty sure it didn't just evolve overnight. Unless something had your attention for like... a bajillion years...

[Uh oh. Cue the nervous laughter.] Heh, yeah, buddy. Language is weird. How about that, huh? Well, nice meeting you. Have fun picking a place to stay. Just for the record, you probs wouldn't wanna eat anyone where I'm from. Not that you eat people! Or whatever. Just for the record. In case anyone ever asks. Ha... haha. Right.

[brotherinarms]

We going with the classics now?

[damngod]

[Suddenly...tits.]

They seem to be, in general, obsessed. Why else would we be here?