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old muse is antsy and bored. needs a home.
Okay.
Alright.
Look, bitch. I am up to my dick in boredom here, and like, I "appreciate" where you wanna get me all occupied for like a week or some shit? But I want something to do. And I don't mean, like, get laid, I mean I want to fuck some shit up! Playin' hide n' seek with Titzilla ain't any fun anymore. She knows I'm in here, I know she's in here, and this shit is just gettin' old! Ask her.
No-- fuckin'-- shit, seriously, ask her. She's bored'a my ass bein' in "her space" and I'm bored'a getting my teeth kicked in every time I open my mouth!
So fuckin' put me somewhere that ain't that "love hotel" you're so fuckin' keen on settin' my ass free in.
Not very often you see a guy turn down free pussy-- and I'm not turning down free pussy, I'll have me some free pussy, trust me,-- but I wanna fuckin' wreck some shit, ya get me?
I know you get me.
Alright.
Look, bitch. I am up to my dick in boredom here, and like, I "appreciate" where you wanna get me all occupied for like a week or some shit? But I want something to do. And I don't mean, like, get laid, I mean I want to fuck some shit up! Playin' hide n' seek with Titzilla ain't any fun anymore. She knows I'm in here, I know she's in here, and this shit is just gettin' old! Ask her.
No-- fuckin'-- shit, seriously, ask her. She's bored'a my ass bein' in "her space" and I'm bored'a getting my teeth kicked in every time I open my mouth!
So fuckin' put me somewhere that ain't that "love hotel" you're so fuckin' keen on settin' my ass free in.
Not very often you see a guy turn down free pussy-- and I'm not turning down free pussy, I'll have me some free pussy, trust me,-- but I wanna fuckin' wreck some shit, ya get me?
I know you get me.
You're just as fuckin' dead-ass tired as I am with me all locked up in this joint, so why don't you just let up on the reigns and shit, and I'll be on my way! Take me somewhere fun and I'll shut the fuck up!
Maybe.