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I'm officially sorry for how much this guy loves hearing himself talk.
Okay okay, are you gonna stop looking at creepy video game stuff and gimmie the spotlight already? Yeah? Good! Finally! I mean geez girl, what's a guy gotta do for a little attention around here? I've been in your head since THIS [Bartleby brandishes his mp3 player] was a walkman, for crying out loud! Bad enough you're rewriting my whole history so I can't even complain about suddenly havin' an endoskeleton now. Seriously lady, it's been so hard, livin' with the things you do to me~
At least you're keeping all the IMPORTANT things straight though, like how awesome I am. But really, is it physically possible for me to be LESS awesome? Ha, no, I don't think so. And it's definitely the right move letting me hang around here where there's gotta be all KINDS of cute girls just waiting for that particular level of awesome to come sweep 'em off their feet! I'll be more than happy to oblige, ladies.
There's still somethin' we really gotta talk about though. Yup. Mmm-hmm. Definitely a thing. [He takes in a deep breath, puffing up his cheeks a bit and looking comically serious, crossing all four arms.]
Where's Anthony?
C'mon, I mean it! What'm I supposed to do without my best bud, my raddest bro, my super wingman? Yeah, I know what you're going to say - "But Bartleby, you just want him around because you think hanging out with a giant stick in the mud makes you look that much cooler to all the chicks!" And I'm not sayin' it doesn't, but that ain't the whole story and you know it. I'll go crazy without him around! C'mon, just get that awesome artist chick who made my icons to knock some of him out - it'll be super easy, he has like two expressions ever. Three max. Maybe throw in a facepalm. And then bam, play him too!
"...Playercest?" Ugh, what? Dumbest rule ever.
At least you're keeping all the IMPORTANT things straight though, like how awesome I am. But really, is it physically possible for me to be LESS awesome? Ha, no, I don't think so. And it's definitely the right move letting me hang around here where there's gotta be all KINDS of cute girls just waiting for that particular level of awesome to come sweep 'em off their feet! I'll be more than happy to oblige, ladies.
There's still somethin' we really gotta talk about though. Yup. Mmm-hmm. Definitely a thing. [He takes in a deep breath, puffing up his cheeks a bit and looking comically serious, crossing all four arms.]
Where's Anthony?
C'mon, I mean it! What'm I supposed to do without my best bud, my raddest bro, my super wingman? Yeah, I know what you're going to say - "But Bartleby, you just want him around because you think hanging out with a giant stick in the mud makes you look that much cooler to all the chicks!" And I'm not sayin' it doesn't, but that ain't the whole story and you know it. I'll go crazy without him around! C'mon, just get that awesome artist chick who made my icons to knock some of him out - it'll be super easy, he has like two expressions ever. Three max. Maybe throw in a facepalm. And then bam, play him too!
"...Playercest?" Ugh, what? Dumbest rule ever.