Mine was extremely lucky and found that humiliating line where people are all in their pajamas at the local Family Dollar on sale for $7.50 apiece and bought the Clawdeen, Abbey and Ghoulia from there, only the Ghoulia was from the equally humiliating line where we're all in bathing suits. Well not me, because they don't dain to make many dolls of me.

[Someone's resentful, mm-hmm.]

But you'll be pleased to know your girlfriend is standing on the girl's cedar chest. Looking like a princess... of course.