can't you just stay down??

[ex_bigsmile878]

Aw, big guy, what's the matter? You didn't really think I was gone for good, did you? [ Ha ha! ] I gotta hand it to you, chum, for a while there you sure had me going. But we both know in the end, you're like a bad lunch: You always come back.

Now, whaddaya say, huh? Let's put aside these differences of ours and work out a little agreement, you and I. [ ... ] No? Well, that just won't do. Looks like I'll have to throw this shindig without ya, spud. Look out, World. Here comes Joker.

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Who better to voice test this guy with than the joker? :D

[darknessiknow]

Foolishness, vengeance, desire and anarchy are all the fruits of crime. It would do you well to watch where you tread, Joker and head your mun's commands. [Says the guy behind him.]

we-he-hell, come on down!

[ex_bigsmile878]

[ He turns on the balls of his heels with a cartoonish vwoop, eyes wide. His smile grows at the sight. Who's this clown? Ha! ] Is that so? [ His eyes narrow, and he appears to be glowering, before - ] Ha ha! If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was a threat. [ He speaks from the corner of his mouth. ] Albeit, a fruity one. But well, I suppose you can't all be the Batdope, can you?

Awesome!

[darknessiknow]

Batman will not save you if you do not do as told. That is a threat, the one before was a warning.

no, you're awesome. it's the frickin' shadow!

[ex_bigsmile878]

Oooh, aren't we a serious one. What's your shtick, eh? You must be Scarfman! [ He bends forward slightly, pointing in the man's direction. ] Say, you wouldn't happen to have a personality in one of those pockets, wouldja?

Pff thanks, glad to see people actually recognize him!

[darknessiknow]

[Eyes flash darkly as he wordlessly stared down at him. He is probably much more stoic than the Bat.]

No, just...gifts for those who target the innocent.

i grew up with the guy. love seeing him around.

[ex_bigsmile878]

Gifts?! For moi? [ The Joker clasps his hands together and puts them at the side of his face, one leg kicked out behind him like a lovesick, well, .. Harley. ] Oh, Scarfy you shouldn't have. And I didn't bring you anything. What you must think of me.

Also glad to see that other people enjoy his series! Though I don't think that I've seen any others

[darknessiknow]

Many people have said the same. [You know, before he disposed of them by using those said 'gifts'.]

[umadrobin]

Didn't think you'd ever get sick of Gotham.

[ex_bigsmile878]

Me? Sick of Gotham? Now, that's just crazy. [ He spins his fingers round his ears. ] But why stop there when there's so much more fun to be had here?

-- Hey. [ He holds out a finger, going all Mr. Skeptical Face. ] Have we met before?

they missed out, if you ask me.

[ex_bigsmile878]

Have they? Oh, deary me, that won't do. How about this one for size? [ He says, pulling out a large gun from a pocket inside his jacket. ] Looks like I have a little something for you after all! Don't say I never buy you anything, eh, Scarfhead? Aaahahahaha!

[umadrobin]

[ A shrug. ] Might be hard for them to get used to the quiet's all I'm saying.

[ Them? Meet before? Nah, Red X isn't much for traveling. ]

Doubt it. I don't really like competition, and there's already one thief in skin-tight black spandex stealing anything worth taking in Gotham.

that they did.

[darknessiknow]

[In response he just starts letting out a chuckle.]

Hehehe... [That was probably not a very smart idea, Joker.]

[revvinguptheharley]

Hee hee hee, you tell em Puddin!

[needlenose]

Joker? You some kinda clown or somethin?

[...in Rhino's defense, you are not sporting a rainbow wig or a giant red nose. So nyah.]

[ex_bigsmile878]

[ He fires the gun with a loud bang, and sure enough, a flag pops out. It sports the exact word: bang. The Joker glances at it, quirking a brow. ] Looks like I've gone and brought a flag to a gun fight..

[ He throws his head back, and now it's his turn to laugh. ]

[ex_bigsmile878]

Don't you worry, X-y, why, I just know our dear friend Two-Face is cooking up some crazy duobolical scheme right this second. [ He puts his hands to his cheek and sighs contently. ] Ah, memories.

[ His finger whips out again and he points it. ] You're tellin' me. The last thing we need is another stray.

[ex_bigsmile878]

There you are, Harleygirl. It's about time you've shown up. What's a party without my best girl by my side, hmm?

[ex_bigsmile878]

Why, [ He smooths his hands down the front of his suit. ] what on Earth gave it away?

[umadrobin]

[ X-y? Great, another Blackfire. Oh well. ]

Stray, huh? [ More like run-away in his face since it's Robin's suit, but fair enough. ] Don't worry. I'm perfectly satisfied with Jump. They've got all the goods not belonging to me I could ever want.

[needlenose]

How was I supposed to know? You ain't dressed like one.

[revvinguptheharley]

As much fun as an Amish bachelor party?

[darknessiknow]

Foolish. [One word was all he needed.]

If you are attempting to make me feel threatened, then you are doing a poor job.