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HEY COMMUNITY!

Erk, now they're all looking at me. What are you looking at? Did you come here to pick a fight or something? Well, while you're here you could be of some use and help boss my Player around.

Just look at this journal. She only made a second icon because she knew that would be my first complaint and she didn't even bother to hunt down the fanart source. Now I look like I have orange hair too.

Red hair, Player. We've gone over this a thousand times. Red. Hair. [ Sighs. ] Oh, please. It isn't as though you want me to have a different hair color in the first place. You'd have an account for mother if you could come up with a decent username.

...You're going to lose interest in me, aren't you?

She said you wouldn't. Are you going to make her out to be a liar too? How despicable! How devastating! You're going to make me cry, you big bully.

Ooooooh! Just wait until I get my hands on you, Player!

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Shut up.

[and do everyone else; but mostly him, a favor.]

[ Wow, this guy reminds her of another jerk!! ]

Umm, that's no way to address a girl. You better take that back before knights clad in white show up.

Then let them come after I shut you up.

[aka he doesn't remotely care.]

[ Oh my gawd, who let this rude jerk in her post? ]

Is that a challenge? Cause I kinda would like to see you try.

I don't even need to try.

[that confident, yep.]

Giving up before you started.

Smartest thing you've said so far.

I don't bother with things I can finish in one blow.

[he's revenge-sexual.]

[Staring.]

Why would anyone change the best possible hair color and style to orange?

Other than being a terrible fanartist. Or a terrible character designer who saturates everything he colors.

[ Or maybe they were intending to REBUILD your character... ]

I don't know, but my Player is behaving strangely over it! My hair is red. Not orange or blonde.

You've got a problem? [ Just asking. ]

[ She can get down with that. Come here and earn this B-ranked Support. ]

You really want to pick a fight with me?

[Asuka Langley Soryu has no idea what you could possibly be talking about.]

Oh don't get me started on blonde recolors. Those look as bad as actual dye jobs.

[Ike is simply giving her a disapproving look.]

Your attitude sure likes to swing back and forth, doesn't it?

[ Not going to sigh. Not going to sigh. Not... Success! She does close her eyes for a moment, though. ]

Um. [ What point to discuss over... ] It is progress, at the very least, Severa. Everyone moves to their own pace. She will get to you in time.

[ Just gonna stand over here, staring out under long black bangs, deciding on a curse for Severa. ]

You don't have orange hair, Severa...

Why should it matter if the colo differs slightly?

Because then it's not my real hair color. Gawds, what would you say if your hair was suddenly green?

That's right I don't! About time someone with some sense showed up here.

[ Wait. ] But I do have red hair, right?

[ Is it the curse of everyone drawing her with different hair colors? Because she's already suffering through that one thank you very much. ]

Hey! You're not thinking of anything rotten, are you?

Get to me in time? By then everyone who's been rushed here will have faded off into the lands of obscurity once more!

[ Eirika in the very same "head space" can concur with that statement very well. ] Now's the time to take action!

Alright then. What plan of of action are you planning on taking?

[ Whining profusely. ]

Umm, I don't know! I should let that stupid tactician decide on that!

[ Wow, rude. She's not used to guys being this rude to her. ]

Umm hello, but is that any way to properly address a lady?

While Robin would be a good choice, as she - or he - is not here, we'll have to make do by ourselves.

[ Also don't tempt this one to bust out her Avatar journal. That doesn't even have icons for it. ]

Yeah, that's right!

And black is just plain lazy! Oh, but guess what my second most popular hair color is!

[ Then she/he could complain with Severa about lack of icon material. It'd be perfect. ]

Fine, so I have to come up with a battle plan. I think first I'll make her delete all of her other accounts!

[ Isn't that, like. Muse murder. ]

What? That's... That doesn't sound very likely to happen anytime soon.

[ Think up something realistic, gosh. ]

[ Hmph, it was worth a shot. ]

It could happen. Most of them can't take me on in a fight. [ Everything and anything is realistic to her OKAY. ]

Are you even aware of their abilities to gauge that properly?

[ Don't go looking for fatal trouble, brosis. :| ]

And is that any way for a proper lady to act?

[Two can play at that game.]

Umm, what part of me looks proper? I'm a mercenary, not a noble.

Why is everybody who plays this kind of game a chump?

Um... [That question! Oh no, oh no, what to answer... Of course Severa has red hair? ...Right??]

Y-yes! Your hair has always been red.

[ Maybe it is! You don't know! Curses come in all shapes and colors! ]

My mind is a vortex of Dark Magic, like a tome of unimaginable mysteries.

[ See Tharja almost smiling in her explanation of how great she is. ]

...It is not rotten. [ She can be nice though. ]

So? I'm a mercenary, too, but I still know how to properly address someone like my mun.

I think you have wonderful hair.

[ Maybe your mun is colorblind? ]

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