Just voicetesting along.

[at_stake]

Dear Mun,

I see what you're doing here. You're bored. I get it. I've been bored before. Actually, I'm bored right now. But see, it's different: I like being bored! Bored-Buffy-time is great! It means the world isn't currently ending, for one thing. Want more bored-Buffy-time! I don't get it a lot.

So, if you could just... leave me to my blissful boredom, that'd be great. Buuut you're not gonna do that, are you? They never do. Okay, fine. Let's get this over with. I'm ready. Slay me.

God, I'm just so lucky you're not thinking about the whole going steady with a game right now, huh? 'Cause then I'd have to devise a diabolical plan to make you fall out of love and break up with it. And those are so much work. Usually with collateral damage. And actually, I have that with everything, so that would be a very good reason to just... leave me alone!

...

Fine, fine, I'm done complaining. Let's talk.

Comments

WOOPS ignore my fail

[eternal_stud]

Diabolical plans, huh? You don't look like the type.

I didn't see anything~.

[at_stake]

I'm full of surprises like that.

[littlemissnobody]

You really don't want more bored time. Bored time, pretty much oversold. And no refunds either.

But if you're not game-dating right now, what are you doing?

[daughters_of_janus]

Aw kitten aren't you slayer types supposed to be all holy?

[at_stake]

Says the one of us who doesn't go kill demons every night!

The mun calls it "voicetesting". Really, what business does she have posting when she doesn't even know my voice?

[at_stake]

Nah. We're pretty down-to-earth. Sometimes down to under-earth!

[unavoidabubbly]

yeah guuurl u go tell her all kinds of whats goin down
i dont liek bein borde but i totes get this world ending thingz ur saying
excespts i dont have a chioce when the worlds goin 2 end anyways
thats the realitits
*realititties
*w/e
so im just going 2 go partay

[at_stake]

No choice? Usually, you should at least try!

[unavoidabubbly]

nope.gif
id b the totes badassest of asses but leik
dont think i cna build a machine in time 2 destroy all does meteurs comin to wreck earth
im not that haxxor though maybes my friend wud b
but hmmmmmm
the world gettin destroyd is part of the plan i supsose

[at_stake]

There's always something or someone trying to destroy the world. Usually, it can be prevented. I've done it my share of times.

Maybe hit up your local Slayer?

[unavoidabubbly]

in this case its the king of anotehr planet
check & mate
excepts theres no mating
u knw since mating means new lifes mayb
or mayeb thats whta it is
ff im 2 wasted 4 dis

slaeyrs or w/es not goin 2 b able 2 do jack shit
excpest escape the meterores
*me torres
& maybes play the game

[at_stake]

Then get sober and use your brain! It's never too late.

Hey, I think you're not giving us enough credit here! I mean, it's our whole job. Saving the world and stuff.

[unavoidabubbly]

girl u liek TOTLLY not listening 2 mai prob
its meeeeeeeeeant 2 hapen
theres n way 2 stop it bcus
if earth doesnt die
life will die w it
earth is the sacrfice for moar life in the univeres
its soooo complicates

[at_stake]

... oh.

Okay. That does sound complicated, gotta give you that.

But the world ending is still a bad thing?

[unavoidabubbly]

o yeah def
im goin 2 miss a lot
liek the vodka & martinits
*martini tits
nvm

& all the cats
i luv cats

[at_stake]

So... I take it you'll die, too?

[unavoidabubbly]

noep
i haev 2 survive & play the game
u knw
the 1 thats hellacious evul
its the 1 thatll make the new univers at th expens of our old 1
ridic if u ask me

[herotherhalf]

Slayer of slayers needs a game?

The question there lies is what could satisfy her?

Or just the opposite.

Let's hope your mun is of the benevolent sort.

Pre-S8, sorry!

[at_stake]

And you are... ?

Personally, I'm hoping my mun won't be feeling up to be anywhere near a game anytime soon.

Sorry for repost!

[at_stake]

I'll say. Who the hell came up with that?

[herotherhalf]

Harth. We've met, perhaps not in the way you'd expect.

[Chuckle.] Be that as it may, I would hope to see you somewhere. [In close proximity to him. He needs his fun after all.]

Where I'm going, there was another. You. But she's gone, leaving only the witch.

[at_stake]

O... kay, I'm not quite following you here. Can't say I've seen you before. Not that I remember.

We weren't in school together or something, right?

[herotherhalf]

In the future, Buffy. The future.

I had your dreams, and that's how we met. My sister. Twin. She got the strength, I got the dreams.

Funny how that worked out. Spun as hell, but funny.

[at_stake]

[Makes a serious double-take.]

Okay, what? Set of twins, one gets Slayer strength, one gets Slayer dreams?

The future sounds like a weird place.

[herotherhalf]

You got it. Give the girl a prize.

You don't know the half of it. [She doesn't sense that he's a lurk himself?]

LA's become a nuclear fallout zone, to start. Or at least that's what I've heard.

I've never been outside of Haddyn before.