voicetestiiiiing awwww yeah

[burningforyou]

At first I thought it was unforgivable that you would even consider sending me to a game without my beloved Nyaruko, but I'm beginning to see the upside. If the boy were to get his hands on her while I was gone, when I got back I could give NTR a try. A whole new genre . . . one small step for a Cthughan, one giant leap for Cthughankind . . .

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[forkmylife]

You would probably be doing me a favor.

[burningforyou]

Now that I think about it, boy, your indifference confuses me. Not that I don't also appreciate it, of course . . .

[forkmylife]

I think it's obvious that I don't feel the same way about her as you do, Kuuko.

[Straight out of a VN, he seems to say this with the resigned, yet calm eyes of your generic rival in love admitting defeat to a better suitor.]

[They're actually the eyes of shoving your problems upon someone else.]

[burningforyou]

Yes, but it's Nyaruko we're talking about, you know? Nyaruko, whose face launched a thousand ships! Nyaruko, the world's virtual idol! How could anyone not take one look at her and fall in love?

. . . Maybe you shouldn't look at her anymore. Just in case it's a delayed reaction.

[forkmylife]

It's not.

[...Is it? He has been getting more used to her as time goes along. Is he at danger of no longer wishing for a normal life above anything else?]

[N-No. Stop thinking, Mahiro. Don't let her catch you thinking.]

[burningforyou]

*this is her catching you thinking*

A disturbance in the Force . . . I can sense your uncertainty, boy.

[vividgreen]

..."Genre"?

[ She was about to offer to help you find your "beloved", but you just threw her for a loop. ]

[burningforyou]

Earnest, heartful, slightly naughty yuri hasn't been doing the trick . . . I think I need to move in a slightly more hardcore direction.

[vividgreen]

[ Okay, she knows...a few of those words, so.... ]

Hardcore...yuri...?

You mean like -

g-girls kissing?!

[ She does not sound entirely put off by the idea, mind you. Just shocked it's being mentioned. and kind of intrigued ]

[burningforyou]

Aaah . . . kissing would only be the beginning . . . ♥

[idkworldruler]

It sounds like you have all of your priorities straight, young padawan.

[burningforyou]

My priorities are always in order. First priority: Nyaruko. Second, third, fourth, all the way down to google-th priority: Nyaruko.

[idkworldruler]

I see, sounds kinky.

First question, are you European, second is the relation going to be open?

[burningforyou]

Cthughan. And while I'm willing to entertain the possibility of making the boy my wife for purposes of getting closer to Nyaruko, he won't be sharing me and Nyaruko's wedding bed.

[vividgreen]

[ She stumbles back a bit - she heard that heart, somehow, and while her mind can't quite comprehend what you're implying, she knows it's something amazing. ]

Incredible...for you to be so forthright about it....!

[ And then she's hitting the floor in a bow, head bent to her knees. ]

Please! Instruct me!! I don't - really understand at all, but - it's something I know I have to learn!!

[idkworldruler]

What happens if he decides to retire and become a duck?

[burningforyou]

*Knowing Kuuko, she probably actually said "doki" or something like that for the heart. At any rate, she's quite pleased at this sudden request. It's always good to meet a kindred spirit!*

That honesty is the first step in your training, young one. You must learn how to express your feelings, your deepest lusts, without the slightest reservation or inhibition.

[burningforyou]

Then I get Nyaruko all to myself and we possibly eat him for dinner. Win-win.

[idkworldruler]

What if she decides to retire with him then?

[burningforyou]

Could . . . could I still love Nyaruko if she became an Earth waterfowl? It wouldn't be the same, but . . . a good wife should be supportive . . .

[vividgreen]

[ You have opened up Wakaba's eyes to her own behavior, Kuuko. Suddenly the feelings she has towards certain acquaintances are beginning to make sense. ]

Ah - yes!

So...you mean...like...

[ On second thought, this is still embarrassing. But she goes for it anyway, making it sound more like a declaration of war than anything else. ]

L-little girls in ruffles are - really cute!!

[ Did she do that right, Instructor? ]

[idkworldruler]

Don't worry, it is a very hard, moral question. Either bestiality or or find a way to bring her out of retirement.

[burningforyou]

*It's a good first step, but suddenly Kuuko's giving Wakaba a sort of quietly perturbed stare*

"Little girls" . . . to think that my prize pupil would be a lolicon . . .

*Kuuko's technically an officer of the law or something, so naturally she's worried! This might hurt her chances at promotion.*

[burningforyou]

Or prevent her from retiring in the first place, possibly by confining her to the bedroom.

[idkworldruler]

But she would just retire in your bedroom....