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canon: inazuma eleven

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Che! You really are as stupid as the rest of the herd! To think, I almost thought you were different!

For starters, quit going on and on about finding me a game. It's not gonna happen! That's the ineffable truth, mundane-scum!
I'll always be here like a sideshow on your muselist, only pulled out for laughs! Che!

And second off, no! I don't want to meet any lowlifes from some despair ridden canon, no matter how much I like seeing humans suffer! They could die sunken in molten lava, for all I care!
I don't want anything to do with any scum beings, not even inhuman, despair ridden, flea bitten monsters like those!

[Here, he might be muttering something about his job being to punish people like that and eat their souls ANYWAY.
You don't make nice with your food before you eat it, do you??]

... Che! Just leave me alone if you don't have anything big planned - I can't stand your constant blabbering!

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Aren't you sharing a headspace with two of 'em?

Also, isn't she thinking 'bout sending you somewhere anyway? So stop complaining.

That's not the point! I don't want to talk to any... "rumpus" people or whatever!
Romper? Ronping? Rumpa... Whatever, che!

[HUMAN WORDS they're so irritating]

I can only hope you are sent somewhere where you are unable to harm the humans...

... Che! Goes to show what you know, trash.
Just after making this post... she actually started considering something for me!

[He's not gonna say what though. HAHAHA.]

Ronpa.

... You're really a complainer, aren't you? [weeeeoooooweeeeeooooo hypocrite alert]

Oh, is that so? I might have to come with you, and make sure you do not cause any trouble.

Hmph. It's not that... I just can't complain around my fellow demons!
I'm their leader after all. It'd make me look bad.

No, no - you just stay up there on your cushy mountain top.
I'll be fine without you around!

... You're a demon, can't you do whatever the hell you want?

[... That was bad. Bad pun.]

Of course not! There's rules to everything, human - even demons have'em!

[He didn't even notice the pun.]

Huh, color me surprised. I just assumed demons were free to do whatever. Then again, there's that thing they say about assuming...

... Well, I guess I can't really blame you for that.

It's not like anyone cares about demons enough to learn more about them.

[Unlike some other race HINT HINT COUGH COUGH]

... Actually, I'm pretty interested now. [Because dude, meeting a demon is actually pretty freaking cool.]

[... Oh. +20 Ego points, then.]

Or so you say. I'll have you know, you can't simply learn about demons without, in turn, gaining the attention of our enemies.

[cough Sain cough]

And unlike those trash I have to deal with, I'm not gonna come to your aid if you get in trouble for it.

Psh, I'll roll with the punches. Or something. I'm already probably going to Hell anyway, what's one more thing to add to the list, right?

... 'sides I'll have plenty of time to learn in that place if we both end up going, provided that angel doesn't show up.

True enough, I guess.

... Though if you truly believe you'll end up in Hell, I'll make sure your soul ends up in the right hands.

[Or stomach. Sorry bro, but that's what happens.]

Alright. I'll agree to it, then - if we end up in that place together, I'll teach you what I know.

Huh, and here I thought having to listen to Garsha when he had a tick infestation was terrible.

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