Voice Test/Homeless

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Yes! This is great! Does this mean I finally get to go and hang out with all the -- I mean save the world?

Comments

[unsurprisingalien]

Saving the world is pretty great, but you know, the news never exactly gets the story right.

[stfuscarab]

Hate to say it, but we won't be doing any world-saving from here.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Then it's a good thing I'm gonna be the news!

[wonderfullyexcitable]

We'll figure it out.

[tripleshot]

Someone seems pretty excited.

[but it's cute.]

[wonderfullyexcitable]

I guess I am a little!

[tripleshot]

Don't you superhero types get to save the world on a daily basis though? I would've thought it'd be a little old hat by now.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

I'm pretty new. Does it show? [Little frown]

[tripleshot]

[a laugh.] Maybe a little bit. But inexperience can be a good thing, right? You'll bring life and some new moves to the business.

[soultospare]

Ooh! Congratulations! Isn't it fun when they let us out to play?

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Definitely!

I think.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Um. I don't have any new moves yet. But I can make some!

[soultospare]

Is your mun gonna send you to a game? Are you really gonna save the world and everything?

[wonderfullyexcitable]

She's thinking about it! Since I'm making her. But I'm still fourth in line.

[soultospare]

Fourth? So you're like Prince Andrew in this scenario?

[unsurprisingalien]

So you're a reporter and a super hero? I thought that one was played out...

[tripleshot]

What about old moves? I'm sure you've got some under your belt.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

I guess so? [Someone has no idea what that means.] Only instead of dying I just have to wait for people to get put in games.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

I'm not a reporter? [What are you doing confusing her like this]

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Ummm unless gym class counts I really don't! I hope this goes good...

[tripleshot]

I'm sure it'll go great.

Does that mun of yours have a place in mind yet, or are you waiting around like the rest of us?

[wonderfullyexcitable]

She has some ideas but she isn't sure yet. Apparently I'm still supposed to be a secret.

[unsurprisingalien]

So you're just going to distort the media! That costs a whole lot, you know! [He likes confusing people, it's like his hobby or something.]

[tripleshot]

Well, you know what they say. Secrets aren't any fun unless you share them with everyone.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

Oooh yes! I like the rhyming.

[wonderfullyexcitable]

What?

[unsurprisingalien]

Not to mention it's highly illegal! And they say I'm a bad hero, but you're aiming to be a super hero so it's even worse! You think anyone is shouting 'Look in the sky, it's Rupert Murdoch!'?

[Maybe he'll let her in on the joke in a minute.]

[wonderfullyexcitable]

I'm -- I'm really sorry? But it's not illegal, I'm with the Justice League. Sorta.

[unsurprisingalien]

[GASP! He wipes away a single tear...that wasn't there in the first place.]

Even beloved childhood heroes are dabbling in media tampering, if they're encouraging you to change the news...

[Okay, not so much let her in on the joke as 'give her a chance to catch on.']

[tripleshot]

It's pretty catchy, ain't it? Wish I'd made it up.

[Then maybe she'd get all the royalties for that phrase.]