So enabled. T-T

[not_so_grump]

Okay, real talk mun?

This... this is kinda fuckin' creepy dude.

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oh god yes!

[smartassfancyhat]

Meh, could be worse.

Now I just need to get an Arin in here. :3

[not_so_grump]

Yeah, at least I don't have to play fuckin' Sonic '06 in here. Don't suppose yours lets you drink?

Only a matter of time hopefully

[smartassfancyhat]

Like a fucking Irishman.

Shit you have to play that abomination? I'm starting to feel sorry for SEGA, they're like that kid who refuses to believe their hamster died, and has to show everyone to prove that it's still alive even after the smell of decay.

Indeed.

[not_so_grump]

You lucky sonnovabitch.

Yeah, some schmo sent it in, and EgoRaptor an' me kinda promised our grumplings we'd finish it 100%. That was 66 episodes ago. And lemme tell you... that's some kind of game.

[smartassfancyhat]

I imagine it being akin to Chinese water torture. As much shit as I give Nintendo and their games for moving forward as fast as a damned glacier, at least they don't want to anally rape me the same way SEGA wants to.

[not_so_grump]

I will say it's a fuckin' goldmine for me. Sheit some of the stuff Ego has said - and I've said I guess - has been meme-worthy.

Heh... even made him have a near breakdown when Knuckles got his four echidna-dicks lodged in a rock.

[falcoff]

Hmph.

I almost want to see how long it'd take you to run, sad little ape.

[throughyourshade]

[smartassfancyhat]

I suppose poking a dead hamster until it twitches can be rewarding in it's own right.

Pardon my threadjack.

[smartassfancyhat]

...You've got to be fucking kidding.

[not_so_grump]

Oh God, some of the things that game does... heh... fuckin' classic. It's a fuckin' shit game, but dayum is it funny.

[not_so_grump]

Am I supposed to be scared of you with your dang ass... googlie eyes? I stared into the maw of madness that was Stairfax Temperatures and survived! You have no power here!

<3

[not_so_grump]

In our line of work? They're never kidding.

[not_so_grump]

OH LOOK! IT'S DANGLE-DORE!

threadjack forgiven ;D

[throughyourshade]

What a pleasure it is to speak with you, Yahtzee.

[throughyourshade]

Call me what you wish, but remember one thing: I am the only villain in this miserable franchise who managed to take out the meddlesome hero. [And then got erased out of existence. Eh, can't be perfect.]

:3

[smartassfancyhat]

Lovely.

Don't you have something to rip-off, like Dragon Ball Z or Final Fantasy?

[smartassfancyhat]

Leave it to SEGA to make a game with glitches that are more enjoyable than the actual product. It's like George Lucas's prequels ..except somehow worse.

if only i had more icons for this jerk

[throughyourshade]

I'm sure it will be most unfortunate for you to learn that I am, irritatingly enough, currently at the mercy of my insufferable mundane. While unpleasant, she seemed to be less infuriating than the humans who foolishly wished to use me for their own gain, or the so very kind folk at Sonic Team who put me in such a eyesore of a game.

I quickly changed my mind the moment she brought up fanwork involving me--specifically those under the label of "Mephadow."

[If one listens carefully enough, they may catch the quiet cackling of his mundane off screen.]

[not_so_grump]

Y'know, at this point, I don't fucking care.

[not_so_grump]

At least it's not Naughty Bear.

[smartassfancyhat]

Hm? ...Ah yes, that was a game wasn't it? I'm pretty sure the Escapist spared me from that one, that's one game I don't have to worry about sneaking into my X-Box and molest me while I sleep.

If only...

[smartassfancyhat]

Ah yes, the wonders of the internet and all it's majesty, part of the reason why I despise human contact. I would feel sorry for you, but then I remember what game you came from so instead I am inwardly mocking your pain while throwing popcorn at you.

[throughyourshade]

Are you, perhaps, referring to the promises you made to your adoring fans to play my game to absolute completion? That is no fault but your own.

screenshots and icons are hard to find due to this guy's game sucking so much. alas.

[throughyourshade]

I never wished for your sympathy to begin with. However, your apparent rage toward my game amuses me.

[smartassfancyhat]

Don't feel so special chuckles, the rage I feel for you is a dime a dozen in today's gaming climate, hell, if there's anything nice I can say about your makers it's that they're at least trying to be different, albeit poorly and inanely, but trying nonetheless.

[not_so_grump]

Oh, it's something alright. Not sure I'd go so far as ta call it a 'game.' I mean, it has all the elements... but goddamn that is one fucked up thing.

I wouldn't worry 'bout it molesting you as much as chopping off your balls with a rusty hatchet.

[not_so_grump]

Look, Gumgoose, we're gonna beat the game, and nothin' your dang ass spiky hair... things... can throw at us will drive Arin and I apart!

Our love is stronger than that!