Voice (angrily) came back

[trickiestfox]

[Hope you like telepathy.]

Ugh, you stink! I don't want to go back to any games, my trainer isn't even there anymore! Where would I stay, smartie?

[...]

Huh?! I'm not spoiled! I just...like human dens more than outside ones. How many humans are even left, anyway? I won't have anyone to show my tricks to and it has to be humans.



...I'm not spoiled!!

Comments

[gentle]

[ugh he's going to flip out what an adorable baby.]

Your trainer shouldn't call you such things. It's impertinent you be cared for in the best manner possible, right? And being left to your own devices without a proper nest or someone to look after you would be unfair to you.

[N?? an enabler???? no way......]

[youdiedagain]

Can't say I blame you. Human accommodation really doesn't have comparison, right?

[trickiestfox]

[N, no, water you doing.

She gives a little smirk.]

Thankfully she's not my trainer-trainer.

[That's a term she just made up. She thinks she's being clever.]

Just the human who thinks she can tell me what to do. My real trainer is awesome! I blew up his sofa~

[...She seems...awfully proud about that.]

[trickiestfox]

[Her ears perk up because, well, WHAT ARE YOU?! Hope you don't like your personal space, it's sniffing time.]

Huh? What? Oh, yeah.

[She totally forgot what she was complaining about. FUZZY NEW THINGS!]

[gentle]

[N's mun can only apologize and scream into the heavens...]

I see... A sofa, eh? You're really strong, aren't you? Is it because of that wonderful trainer you love so much?

[youdiedagain]

[EXCUSE YOU. He'll just go completely rigid as you check him out.

Maybe it was being human for so long that made him forget how normal this is in the animal world. Missile probably would have done it if they first met like this.

And weren't dead.]

Can I help you?

[trickiestfox]

Maaaaybe just a little~

[She wiggles about excitedly.]

I like to think some of it's just natural talent.

[trickiestfox]

[Oh~ Does that make you angry~? Smirking, she brushes up against him.

rub rub rub]

I dunno, caaaaan you?

[gentle]

[he wishes zoroark were here to meet this little diva! maybe reshiram too, though their patience for such bright personalities was a bit more limited.]

I think you might be right. All the Zorua and Zoroark I've met have been extremely powerful. I suppose it's necessary though. How else would you trick humans so easily?

[big_jaw]

[HAVE A T-REX.]

...Humans?

[youdiedagain]

[SLFJSFSK:LJS]

Weren't we discussing humans just a few minutes ago?

[Look at that, a purr.]

[trickiestfox]

[Her eyes brighten up immediately before she gives a rather confident looking expression, puffing out her chest a little as she beams with pride.

This totally isn't feeding her ego at all.]

Exactly! You gotta be really good at it, that's how you get the best reactions. And then when I evolve, my tricks will be even better. I think it should be soon, I feel ready to take on all sorts of furniture.

[She gives a nod to herself. Yup. Big time pro over here.]

[trickiestfox]

[Give her a sec. It's a good thing she's used to REALLY HUGE things, or else she'd be barking up a storm here.]

Yeah, humans. They're everywhere, can't miss 'em!

[trickiestfox]

[Haha, made you purr.

She snickers]

Were we? I guess I forgot~

[She starts leaning on him.]

What about humans do you want to talk about? How they don't make weird 'prrrrr' noises?

[gentle]

[N is all for feeding pokemon anything. his mun is just lucky he's not liberating her and building her a mansion or something equally grandiose!]

I see you're reaching for a very high level of strength. That's good! Though, you may want to gradually move on from furniture and other stationary objects. Might I suggest showing your talents to Deerling and Basculin?

[he has a feeling she's not as strong as she thinks she is, not if she's tearing up couches anyway. still, since battling is scientifically proven not to ruin pokemon's lives, he figures it wouldn't hurt to give her a little extra guidance.]

[trickiestfox]

[N would be right on the money because she's suddenly pulling a 180. Her little front paw kicks at the ground as she looks off to the side, ear flicking as she tries to make something up.]

I mean, I cooould, but...I don't wanna hurt them too much, you know?

[She gives another little kick as she looks down to the ground, her tail swishing once.]

Besides, my trainer isn't here. Who's going to tell me what to do?

[Excuses, excuses.]

[big_jaw]

[Heart shifts slightly before lowering his head, trying to get his snout a bit closer to the little fox-like creature.]

So they're those...upright-walking pink creatures, correct?

[trickiestfox]

[There's a smirk on her little foxy face and quite possibly a chuckle. Without any warning, she flips into the air and in a flash of purple light, transforms into the figure of a human girl. Just something generic, she's not looking to impress anybody.

...Okay maybe a little.]

Something along those lines, yup~

[scraphoodlum]

From the looks of it you are one chick who's got her glasses on.

[Yeah, you're pretty snooty.]

[big_jaw]

[The dinosaur pulls back just slightly, surprised by the sudden transformation. He's seen humans here before, but not...half animal humans.]

...What are you?

[trickiestfox]

Um, I'm not wearing any glasses.

[DUH. Maybe you should get some.]

[scraphoodlum]

[Girl you need to get on to the hip lingo train.]

I mean you're ritzy, so ritzy you take that cracker and turn into a square.

[trickiestfox]

[SO MUCH SMIRKING. She holds up those human hands like little paws and chuckles at his reaction. Yes, keep making that face. It's what she lives for.]

I dunno, you tell me!

[Heart's just as good as a human, so she jumps in the air again only to become...a copy of the T-rex himself.

She's not really good at illusions this large, however, so her copy's just a little shorter and that dino tail is replaced by a tiny black puff of fur.]

[trickiestfox]

[She gives a growl in frustration.]

Ugh, you talk all stupid! That's so annoying...

[Other dark-types just don't have her class.]

[big_jaw]

[Heart visibly jumps at this, stepping back one step. That's a funny thing, seeing a DINOSAUR falter. A sneer curls his lips and then he's bearing his fangs without meaning to, leaning over now on the tips of his toes instead of his haunches.]

..What...what kind of..

..what is this?

[Forgive him, he's from a pretty ancient time.]