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[laughingalltheway]

Oh, oh. Well, you know, see, while I'm flattered, really, I am, it doesn't do much good now, ah, does it? We both know who the real, ah, champ is. You know, the top dog, the king of the hill, the, ah, undisputed example?

See, if you were expecting, well, anything, wouldn't you need to let go? You know, of the leash you're holding? See, a guy like me doesn't, well, fetch. There's no fun in it. Not one bit, nope, none, zero. You know that, oh, I know you do. You've let go before, see, and just look, remember what happened. But, then, imagine, think of the, well, possibilities. The opportunities! A little surprises, a few gifts, and I'm sure I could have a whole game simply bursting with excitement again, hee hee, ha, hee ha hee hee...

...

That was funny, you know. They weren't, oh no, but me, this? Funny, oh yes. Hee hee ha... ha ha hee hee ha ha ho ha hee hee hee ha ha ho ha hee hee HEE HEE HA...!

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[wing_of_night]

Great... another one. As if one of you wasn't enough.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, oh come now, do think about it won't you? As flattering as they are, ah, frauds can only get so far, see. Just think, imagine their jokes, their little plans. Poof. No punchline in sight, not a soul laughing, hah. I know you'd hate to be left, well, hanging. ... You know, hanging. Like a bat, perhaps? Hee hee.

[wing_of_night]

Okay, first off, I was raised by a bat. I suggest you watch your tone when referring to them. Secondly, the Joker from my world was much more intimidating - and funny - than you.

You don't even have a flower on your lapel that sprays acid. If anyone's a fraud here, I'd say it was you.

[laughingalltheway]

Serious aren't you? Not even a little laugh? Surely you haven't hung around enough, batty boop. Give it a few moments before you assume, see, after all, you don't know who is at risk, hee hee.

Oh, and, ah, acid? Dull, see, boring. A little spray and, well, it's nothing but screams for a few seconds. That's not all there is, see, I expect to hear the wails and sirens for hours.

And, of course, the thump of the good ole' bat, ready to be a, well, hero. Hah.

[wing_of_night]

Take a good look at this mask. You tell me if I've spent too much time around him. I wasn't joking when I said I was raised by bats. Batman taught me everything I know.

Oh, and for the record, I'm the true comedic king of Gotham.

[sharkfoodbound]

And they tell me I'm crazy.

[sadistloli]

You sure look excited, Mister! Does your mun plan on putting you back in a game?

[laughingalltheway]

Oh no no. See, crazy, just that one word, it's boring. Now why would I limit me, this to just one word? Why, that'd be the worst joke I've ever heard.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, see, maybe. You know, really, it's so very hard to get any, ah, answers. A "maybe" here, perhaps a "someday" there, all while I think and laugh, see. The cages aren't built to keep me in, you know.

[sharkfoodbound]

... Riiiiight. So, if not crazy, then what? Because you could've fucking fooled me.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Have a pause... and a little box in the Joker's hand. ]

The punchline, of course. Every joke needs one.

[sadistloli]

No kidding. She always tells me that "Maybe I'll get back into RP" or "Maybe I'll app for a game" and it bores me so much after hearing her say the same things over and over. I rather spit in her shoes, and burn all her valuables than having to sit in there for too long, you know?

Mister should be free to do what he likes. Personally, you should shake him out of his toes, tie him up, and forcefeed him creepy crawly worms, just to convince him!

[bounces]

Congratulations, I think you just broke my creep-o-meter.

[sharkfoodbound]

[That makes sense, sort of. Which, he thinks he should probably be worried about.]

So, what, you still think you'll be let off the leash? For more than just this?

[laughingalltheway]

...Oh? Oh? See, you know, why don't I watch you? You seem to have the willingness and the, ah, creativity needed. Just think of the fun you'll have.

And, see, when you're done, he'll scream, they'll scream, we'll all scream. Hah. Hah.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, with just that? That little glimpse? Do be sure to brace yourself, see, It'd be so boring if you ran off in the middle of the show.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, I'd like to think so. After all, I'm not the type to be kept locked up. Like a spring, you know, coiled up, waiting for the handle to turn a few more times before I burst free, BANG, on my own, hah, HAH.

1/2

[sadistloli]

We'll all scream for ice cream! [ Hiyoko joyfully claps. ]

2/2

[sadistloli]

Your mun is rather a bit more intelligent than mine but I'm sure he'd have to put you somewhere eventually.

I've already convinced my mun already though. She's rather obsessed with "getting her writing clear" however before having me in a game. She hasn't even "canon reviewed" and yet she released me into this place for "a test drive". Isn't that smart of her?

[laughingalltheway]

[ He stares for a moment. ]

Perhaps you'll need a few, ah, set a fire under her. You know, see, a bit of fuel as motivation, hah, hah. Just think, imagine, if she's not quick enough- Poof! Hee hee, hee hee.

[sharkfoodbound]

[Still so not asking what might be in that box. Oh no.]

Hah. Got places to go, people to mess with, all that, huh.

[bounces]

No, trust me on this one, I've seen like the whole series and it still sucked. It was worse than-- ugh, crud, what's a really awful tv show?

[laughingalltheway]

[ It's waaaaiting. Also now he's holding the box out. The box begs to be opened. ]

Exactly. Do end the suspense, won't you?

[laughingalltheway]

[ He pauses before grinning wide. ]

... Batman.

[bounces]

Hey! That show got 9000x better with the batgirl addition!

[laughingalltheway]

Oh no, see, not even that can make up for the ole' batty boop. What a stick in the mud, hah.

[sharkfoodbound]

[He shakes his head.]

Hell no. Not accepting candy from strangers 's pretty basic, I'd say.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Staaaaare. ]

...Your loss.

[sadistloli]

But she would die, wouldn't she? It won't be any fun then. It's much more fun to see people alive and screaming in pain. [She giggles.]

What did you do to convince your mun to let you out the first time? Huh? Huh? I'm betting it was something that would jump my mun's feet off the floor!

[bounces]

Yeah, he's kindof a big lame-o sometimes-- but you've gotta admit, Misfit, she completely saves the show!

[fairbrook]

And this is what we're supposed to call intimidating? Well, if anything I'm always up for a good laugh.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Oh, he likes these suggestions she's making. ] Oh, I do quite agree. Hee hee.

And oh, me, me? See, it was simple, easy, laughable even. But oh, you know, why should I ruin the surprise?

[laughingalltheway]

... You know, hmmm. I think, instead, I'll disagree. Hee hee.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, see, look at those priorities of yours. Think about it, you wouldn't have stopped if you didn't think I could do something. I do believe you and I might be, oh, see, a king and a jester, oh yes. And you know, see, I don't think I'm the jester.

[sadistloli]

You got a point there.

[She cackles at the thought. It's no lie that she has pleasure in torturing others around her.]

I bet it was like taking candy from a baby.

[laughingalltheway]

[ A wide, wide grin; his red smile distorting over his features. ]

Easier.

[fairbrook]

A king? [She's just going to ignore the fact she was just called a jester.] Well, that's a new one for me. But if you are really as capable of doing something as you say, then why haven't you yet? I can be rather impatient, and you are wasting my time.

[sadistloli]

Is that so?

[She sputters, trying not to laugh too hard.]

Your mun must've been stupid or something.

[gunslingerguy]

I suppose I can't kill this one either without you gettin' all worked up?

[gunslingerguy]

And here people thought my English could be a bit off.

Personally I prefer the other you. A lot more to the point. My mun really wants to see you two talk, though. Say it'd be interesting.

[rebounded]

Fuck. Weren't you supposed to be locked away deep in Arkham?

[bloodredridinghood]

Dude, you look like you're best suited to being permanately homeless.