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[buffing]

Yeah, considerin' all the crap you blew off just to make me? Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that no, you don't have the time to throw me anywhere.

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[ledgerdomained]

Well, if it isn't Gwen's dopey boyfriend? Let me guess she got angry with you again and now you're blowing off steam on the nearest person available.

How very grown up of you.

[anodite_spark]

Kevin...? [ Wow, didn't expect to see him. ]

[buffing]

You want me to blow off steam on you, instead? I can arrange that.

[buffing]

Gwen! Wasn't sure if you were still around here.

[Small smile just for you, beautiful.]

Glad to see you are.

[anodite_spark]

My mun doesn't send me out that much anymore, but she had to let me say hi at least.

How have you been?

[buffing]

...Not entirely sure. Mun hasn't really decided where I'm from yet, so right now I'm pretty much stuck in Schrödinger's Backstory.

[anodite_spark]

So your mun could be bringing you in from... a less favorable timepoint. Great.

It was the same way for me for a while though. Or, kind of the opposite considering the way she refused to have anything to do with our universe after the latest series.

[buffing]

Pretty likely, considering how much these muns love to maximize our suffering. Man, why couldn't a guy have picked me up? Then he'd probably just wanna have me hit stuff.

[anodite_spark]

Tell me about it.

Well wherever your mun sends you, I know you can handle it, Kevin. Just be careful. [ Unless he ends up getting sent somewhere where there was nothing to hit. ]

[adarkfallenstar]

I'm amazed anyone would pick you up at all.

[buffing]

Helps to have a good-looking face.

[adarkfallenstar]

You have no idea.

Be glad your mundane doesn't give you a week like I just had.

[buffing]

Poor baby. Why don't you ask Heather up there to make it all better?

[alienroulette]

Dude... I was just starting to enjoy my vacation.

[Except not really.]

So what's she planning to do with you?

[handsoffthecar]

Well...this isn't weird.

[Wasn't expecting to run into himself the first day he was around here.]

[buffing]

...Totally not weird at all.

Still, with what we go through on a daily basis, kind of surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

[buffing]

No idea. There's some big plot event going down with your buddy Rex that she wants me to get in on at Wake, but she also thinks I might be pretty good at re_alignment. Who knows at this point?

Threadjack~

[alienroulette]

Now there are two of you!?

Where were you guys when I was losing my mind in a city in another dimension?

[buffing]

I had a thing.

[alienroulette]

Something happened to Rex? What else have you heard?

[Some genuine concern here.]

My mun keeps looking at both games; Wake for my awesome rep there and Re-Alignment because that place needs more heroes like yours truly.

[buffing]

Something about a reboot? I don't know him that well, but there's memory loss involved. He's attacking his friends right now.

Least he won't remember it later.

[alienroulette]

[This all sounds vaguely familiar.]

Don't joke around, Kevin. If Rex reboots a lot of people are going to get hurt and worst of all Rex will lose all his memories for good.

I shouldn't have left...

[adarkfallenstar]

You know what?

I hope she does send you to Wake.

While it means I would have to see more of you, I would also be able to see you try to put up with the endless barrage of humiliation that god forsaken place offers.

[buffing]

If she does send me there, it'll be as an ankle-biter. S'humiliating enough.

[adarkfallenstar]

Ahhhhhh.

Now, is that before or after your Omnitrix makeover?

[buffing]

Humanoid, if that's what you mean. Dunno how she's gonna pull that off, she hasn't even seen all my kid episodes.

[adarkfallenstar]

All two of them?

Or do you count that rainbow mishmash of yourself, too? Because now there are four.

Does the cameo count? Five.

How about the alternate future? Six.

Sounds do-able.

[buffing]

You think I'm joking? Trust me, with what's going on right now? It's a good thing he won't remember who he's hurt or how much he's cared about them. When you do, it's a lot worse.

[alienroulette]

But he won't just lose his memory of hurting people, he'll lose everything that makes him who he is. He won't be Rex anymore.

I have to figure out how to get back in there.

[buffing]

Right, well. You get in there and do your hero thing, Tennyson. It's more up your alley than mine.

[alienroulette]

[Aww don't be that way Kevin, being a sidekick has its perks too!]

You've never met Rex but he's a good guy. You're more likely to get there before I do, you have to help him if you do.

Couldn't hold him back here.

[voice_seeker]

I hope that wasn't a threat of physical violence.

Because carry it out and we will have a problem between us.

[It's strange. Eric knows this isn't "his" Charmcaster, and knows from firsthand experience that, mercifully, "his" won't ever grow up to be this particular Charmcaster, but it's still a Charmcaster nonetheless, and he can't help but feel defensive.]

fff no probs bro

[buffing]

Sorry, pretty boy, but I've been brainwashed, murdered and severely inconvenienced by Cruella over here. Got more than a few scores to settle.

[voice_seeker]

If my Mun is correct, then the people she "murdered", like you, all came back.

Don't think the same applies to all the people you murdered.

[buffing]

[WOW KEVIN IS NOT OKAY WITH THIS.]

Okay, you wanna take the brunt for her, highness? 'Cause I hope you got the muscle to support that mouth of yours!