OC Hades is scolding her mun

[suprise_goddess]

It's not really a surprise if you announce it mundane. Also why did you make me when you're being so wishy-washy about who I even am?

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[dembonyhips]

Feh, isn't this a familiar tune. [B|]

[suprise_goddess]

Oh you are familiar with mundanes being indecisive?

[dembonyhips]

More than familiar with it. There was once two different versions of me, and my idiot mun couldn't decide which to go with for a while before their mind was made up to consolidate the two into what we've got today. Me.

So.

Yeah. I'm familiar with this bullcrap.

[suprise_goddess]

Oh how fun. Right now my mundane at least seems sure of a few key elements. Including my personality and my predicament of sharing this body with a hyperactive girl.

[dembonyhips]

Pfff, mine hasn't decided what to do with me or the Death Knight aside from what's already being done.

[suprise_goddess]

Oh I see.

[Suddenly she turned her gaze into something a little bit more business like but still containing a hint of humor.]

I'm surprised that you are walking up to Death so openly.

[dembonyhips]

Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, [Waves a dismissive hand, feh] I'm abomination in the cycle of life and death, what the hell ever. I've died once already, and I'm not even technically alive now. Besides that, far as I know, you aren't the Death from my world.

So I figure I'm out of your jurisdiction.

..Plus you don't look like any version of Death I've ever seen or heard about.

[suprise_goddess]

Oh no I just meant I'm surprised you didn't think we'd want a beauty like you back.

[Granted she doesn't think much of her version of death but it was their fault she escaped, not her's.]

Like I said I'm sharing this body. Sadly it's the only way I can work on the physical plane anymore. So I'm trapped with this spastic Asian girl until something happens to her.

[dembonyhips]

[Dude, you don't even know. It's all fucked up now because of that Lich King asshole. And Sylvanas going a little stircrazy, but Fortyskey largely ignores that and assumes Sylvanas'll eventually get everything settled at some point.]

'Beauty'. HA. That's a new one.

The way I figure it, if you death types want me the hell back you'll earn it in some spectacularly horrible fashion. Not like I'm suicidal or anything, but I see it as you'd engineer some worthy death or some bullshit like that.

Til then, I've died once. I'm not scared of it again.

[Eyebrow quirk, at the second thing, though]

So how the hell did that happen? Summoning go wrong, or just some weirdass shit that can't be explained to us mere mortals?

[suprise_goddess]

More like a sick practical joke by either the fates or creation itself. This girl was the most compatible. She'll see little to no negative effects from this where the average person housing a god would either go crazy or die.

One of the other gods would have my head for it so for now this girl is my host and my avatar.

[dembonyhips]

Wow, that's messed up. She even aware of you taking over, or what?

[suprise_goddess]

She's got some idea but I don't think she gets the gravity of the situation. She is the first human to be let into the underworld alive in a while. Decided I should show her around the place. She went right up to Cerberus and petted him.

Ah if you're not familiar Cerberus is a giant three-headed dog bigger than most people's homes.