Looking at worldmart

[changelingdude]

Oh hey!

Dude you paid for my icons again!? That must mean we're going to a game right?

...a Supermarket? Dude really?

What do you mean janitor!? Just because YOU had to be a janitor at Wal-mart doesn't mean you gotta punish me the same way!

Look, under the jobs section right there. Animal Groomer. I'd be perfect for that job!

Or produce! I love produce!

Don't do it dude! Come on, be cool!

Comments

[matriarchbartender]

A janitor hmm?

I think we'll get to know each other pretty well. How do you like cleaning up blood kid?





I'm kidding by the way.

[Mostly.]

[changelingdude]

[pale]

I-I um...well I mean...I'm a superhero so there's usually some blood...

[matriarchbartender]

Well if you ever need tips on how to remove blood from most surfaces, I'm your Asari. Oh, and clothes too! Blood from all species can be such a bitch to get out.

I'm not saying that there will be blood of course.

[changelingdude]

Eh heh heh...yeah sure. I was just sure there has to be some kind of freaky dark side to this store.

Still janitorial isn't exactly anyone's first choice is it?

[matriarchbartender]

Yeah, cleaning up someone else's messes for a living must suck.

But hey, someone's gotta do it. Don't sweat it too much kid.

[changelingdude]

I'm still crossing my fingers on the pet groomer thing. I'm uniquely qualified.

So what do you do?

[gunslingerguy]

[He's fully aware he looks like a villain - long black coat, intricately carved gun clutched in one hand, slightly unkempt hair - but his mun has shoved him out, so he'll make the best of it.]

My mun is real happy to see you here. And also to know there's a game that's basically a supermarket. I end up there, though, I'm blaming you.

[changelingdude]

Hey dude, can't pin this one on me. Who can predict what sets off a mun? They are crazy.

[gunslingerguy]

Can't argue with you there. Still, the muns are easy on me compared to canon. You're Beast Boy, right? The name's Jaeris. Honor to meet you, sir. [He holds out a hand for BB to shake.] Your world isn't mine, but I can appreciate a hero in any world. Even if you're a bit young for the job.

[changelingdude]

An honor? Really?!

[ seems flabbergasted but eagerly shakes his hand]

Well that's...wow! Thanks alot dude! I just do my best you know? And super heroing can be way fun so like, doing the right thing has it's perks!

Muns always thinking of aging me up, he holds off because I have crazier faces like this.

[gunslingerguy]

Doing the right thing doesn't have much perks in my world... But I appreciate that attitude in the face of a hard job. Wish I could have a bit more of it, myself.

Personally my mun likes seeing your 'crazy faces'. You've really perked her up.

[beast_girl]

Seriously a janitor?

Dude that just stinks!

[changelingdude]

Literally dudette.

I guess I can try and work my way up or something...I still think I'd be a better groomer. I'd try for veterinarian if I knew anything about medicine.

[changelingdude]

I've always found that life is what you make of it you know? In my case it's an action adventure comedy with a dash of romance.

Hey anything for a fangirl~

[gunslingerguy]

In my case it's more of a dystopian future made livable by romance with liberal doses of action sporadically popping up.

You actually like your fangirls? Mine are... a little crazy.

[changelingdude]

Huh...well...it could be worse. At least it's not boring?

We're all a little crazy dude, it's the spice of life.

[gunslingerguy]

It really couldn't get much worse. Although I do admire the optimism.

I thought surviving was the spice of life.

[heart_of_steele]

*snickering*

Always knew ya had to be good for somethin', Salad Head.

[changelingdude]

Yeah, real funny.

You oughta apply, I bet you could get a job as a barista pouring coffee outta that pot you call a head.

[changelingdude]

No no, surviving is the rice of life. It'll fill you up but there's no flavor.

[gunslingerguy]

Nothing wrong with getting by on rice.

[heart_of_steele]

That's me. Genuine comedian.

My mun is thinkin' of sendin' one of my headmates there, actually. Some talkin' duck guy.

[changelingdude]

A duck huh? What's he dress like? Because asking what color he is seemed oddly racist

[changelingdude]

Of course not, but my tortured metaphor still stands.

[gunslingerguy]

It's not too tortured a metaphor. But he who expects nothing can't be disappointed, 's all I'm sayin.