canon is senyuu

[45thhero]

You know, that royal soldier's mun is just as bad as he is.

Comments

[royalshit]

Who is?

[45thhero]

[Don't you start fucking with him he'll mess you up]

You.

[royalshit]

[ LOUD DRAMATIC GASP ]

Me?

[45thhero]

Don't act surprised!

[royalshit]

What are you saying, Alba? [ sadly shakes his head. ] After all we've been through...

And now you're resorting to high-handed gossiping? Though you are the Hero of this story, right now you're acting more like a housewife!!

[ the introductory label over Alba's head is now re-typed as "Housewife Alba". ]

[45thhero]

[He flails his arms at the introductory label, as if he was trying to make it go away.]

I'm not a housewife!! And I'm not gossiping!

[He points over at Ros while speaking.]

You really are a terrible person!

[royalshit]

[ He places a hand on Alba's shoulder and looks up at him with teary eyes. ]

Mother... I know you see me as a terrible and useless son who can't do everything and anything right. But don't worry!

Soon I'll be able to repay you for everything you've done for me.

[45thhero]

[He grabs Ros's wrist and tears it off his shoulder.]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[royalshit]

What do you mean "what"? That was a reenactment of one of your flashbacks.

[45thhero]

How the hell would you know?! [SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY]

1/2

[royalshit]

Ah. You mean you didn't know?

[royalshit]

While you were rotting away in jail, you went crazy from the pressure so you started mumbling everything you thought out loud--so loud that everyone and their mother could hear you.

[45thhero]

....really?

[doingthemistything]

My mun does admit the pair of you resemble your muns... Canon-blind as she is.

[45thhero]

So she agrees that that guy's mun is just as terrible as he is?

[doingthemistything]

Not quite as terrible... [A glance to the thread above--hey this is dear_mun he's allowed to get meta]

... okay, maybe just as terrible.

[royalshit]

That's right, I even heard your mother. She's very lovely.

Something like this.

╯(  ‘−`)╰
 ﾉ (    )＼
   /    \

[45thhero]

WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE???!????!?!!??

[45thhero]

Thank god it's not only me.

[doingthemistything]

How much do they pay you to put up with that? [/completely serious]

[45thhero]

Not enough.

[doingthemistything]

... I am so sorry.

[45thhero]

So am I. [He lets out a sigh]

I don't know what I did to deserve being stuck with him. Why couldn't I have gotten a different party member instead?

[doingthemistything]

Party member? You mean like in an RPG?

[royalshit]

Mr. Hero, do you really think this is the time for that? Didn't you make a promise to your mom under the sunset? AREN'T YOU ASHAMED THAT YOU SET OUT AS A HERO BUT CAME BACK AS A LOLICON CONVICT INSTEAD? AND ONLY AFTER EPISODE 3 NO LESS.

HOW WILL YOU EVER FACE YOUR MOTHER LIKE THIS???