Yer a wizard, Jeff. (voicetesting)

[motivational]

Alright, so. We've already figured out that me being toyed around with is a thing that's happening. Okay, I'm used to my life spiraling out of control. Believe me, this is nothing new to me. There's just a few things I wanna hash out here. Starting with the fact that you want to drop my age a few years. Want my advice? Don't alter perfection. Don't fly too close to the sun or you'll get burnt. So maybe I'm not some plucky little seventeen year old with a backpack and a virginity badge, but I'm pretty sure I'm working what I got. So let's not ruin that.

The second part, and this is pretty minor. Just. You want to send me to Hogwarts. You want to AGE ME DOWN and send me to. Hogwarts. Are you twelve? No. Am I twelve? No. We're both a little old for this, don't you think? This is crazytown.

Wait. Abed is going to be there? I don't really think he needs me there, he's going to be having the time of his life. He definitely doesn't need me there to keep an eye on him. You can't get much more meta than being a character from a tv show playing a character in a book that's a movie franchise. He'll be fine.


..Annie too? [God damn it.] Okay. We can do this, we can make it work. Maybe it's not age that matters, maybe I was always a wizard in my heart. You know why? Because life is magic and as long as we can...embrace that magic. Everything will be fine.

At least I don't have to deal with the Dean.. there's already a gay Headmaster...

Comments

[crabwalkhome]

No fair! How come you get to got to Hogwarts with Abed and be a kid again? That was always one of my dreams!

[tattleina]

Well, Jeff, you should be grateful to turn back time. Not all of us get that opportunity.

[motivational]

I know, right? I'm pretty sure this is one of the rare moments when it's okay to use the word 'ironic'.

Trust me, I'm not flattering you when I say this, you'd make a much better wizard than I would.

[motivational]

Some of us don't want that opportunity, Shirley. It's like giving a vegan a meatball sub and telling them they should enjoy it because people are starving in third world countries.

[tattleina]

I would've thought you would have wanted the opportunity to be the same age as Annie. [HINT.]

[motivational]

[That one earns her a little flinch.]

Oohh, you are cold. But no. Annie and I? Not a thing. Being closer in age is not going to MAKE us a thing, either. Really, it's probably just going to make everything a lot more awkward.



Not that it is awkward.

[tattleina]

No, of course not! No one is awkward at all. [Tee hee!]

[motivational]

Yeah. The giggle is real convincing, Shirley. What's so awkward about it?