Doing the good ol' voice test. Canon is DC Comics' The Flash

[captaincold]

Shouldn't be too hard, should it? I mean, we're the Rogues, ain't we? Just because we don't fight some jerk in a bat suit on a weekly basis doesn't mean we're not great. There's gotta be at least Piper or Trickster around, right? I mean, not like Piper's hangin' around with us anymore, but once a Rogue, always a Rogue.

Besides, Gotham's a crap hole. Everyone knows that. Nothing but a bunch of crazy jerks that can't spell "finesse" if it was in neon letters right in front of 'em. How are they even popular?

You could at least have some more confidence that I'm not the only one around. I mean...

Really? Never?

Damn. Maybe Red's around here somewhere.

Comments

From a DC/Marvel crossover-verse where he helped found the Teen Titans

[arach_nerd]

I've seen a couple of Rogues around. Not recently though. And the Flash depends on which one you're looking for.

I see your AU and raise you a reboot.

[captaincold]

Which one? There's only ever been the one Flash.

Re: I see your AU and raise you a reboot.

[arach_nerd]

Wait, really? Even if KF hasn't taken up the name yet there should be at least two.

Do the words Justice Society of America mean anything to you?

[captaincold]

Absolutely nothing, kid. I got it bad enough with one Flash as it is. I don't need another poking his head where it doesn't belong.

[arach_nerd]

Yeah, well, where I'm from there's three. And that's not even getting into all the OTHER Speed Force users.

what up, N52 buddy

[dual_legacy]

You sure you're just not jealous?

[watch what city you're dissing, bro.]

Pardon while I dash through here.

[flashageddon]

Desperate enough to want me around? I never thought I'd see the day.

[captaincold]

Red really calls it that? You gotta be kidding me.

[captaincold]

Of a damn clown who cut his own face off and owl ninjas? No fucking thank you.

/swoon

[captaincold]

Don't let it go to your head, high speed.

[flashageddon]

No, really. I find it endearing. Considering some of my friends' opposition, I wouldn't trade you Rogues for anything.

[ Said with all the humor in the world. ]

[captaincold]

The hell is that supposed to mean? We're better than any of those psychos!

[flashageddon]

Calm down. I know that, and I'm grateful for it.

[captaincold]

Sure as hell don't sound like it. Fuck, Red! We might not be the Joker or Zoom or the other guys out there, but we give you a damn challenge, without settling for petty revenge or putting people in real danger. We could make your life real hell if you wanted.

[flashageddon]

That doesn't make your crimes right, but I know you could all do much worse. I know- I know... that you're all good, deep down, Cold. I just wish you could all see that.

[captaincold]

This song and dance again? Save it. [Even though the mun absolutely loved the idea of Flash, Piper, and Cold all becoming bros.]

None of us're the good you think we are. Ain't nothing gonna change it, no matter what you think about us. [He liked you better when you were making him girly drinks in a bar :| ]

[flashageddon]

[ All the sighs. And this mun absolutely loved that idea too. ]

Then I guess we're just stuck with you trying to outrun me forever? [ Heehee. He made a sort-of funny. ... :D? And maybe he can deliver him girly drinks in prison... ]

[captaincold]

We've gotten away before, Red. And now I can slow you down some, so who knows? [Assuming, you know, that they take him back after the Grodd arc finishes. Also that would be amazing because fuck yeah alcohol!]

[flashageddon]

You do realize I've gotten faster too, right? [ Kinda-sorta. If he can figure out the stupid speed force.

Yes, Lenny. You'll get all the fruity girl drinks in prison. ]

[captaincold]

Sure as hell didn't seem like it. [Yaay! Flash is the best enabler.]

[flashageddon]

[ Sob. He just really wants everyone to be friends, if possible. ]

I'm still working out some kinks...

[captaincold]

[Only if you let them do heists from time to time. No fun if you don't have the score, after all.]

That's what they all say.

[datglass]

Only one around? Perish the thought, man, like anyone with a workin' brain'd let that happen. Might want t'look in a mirror while you're at it. Nice parka.

[captaincold]

Evan! Had me worried that Red was the only one of us around these parts.

[flashageddon]

[ ....They can just call it "epic tag," or something. Shifty-eyes. ]

I'll just have to prove it to you, won't I?

[captaincold]

[The most epic. And Len might kinda sorta hate him a little less. He did save his sister, after all.]

In a nutshell. Ain't any fun at all if there's no challenge.

[flashageddon]

[ Yessss. Just remember all the good things he's done. Forget all the times he's hauled your butt into jail like a good boy scout. ]

Fine. I'll try to keep you on your toes from now on.

[datglass]

Not a chance. Dark days when Flasher's the last one standin', know? Rest o' us are around, but there's nae much to do around here. Wee bit dull, if ya ask me.

[captaincold]

[The one good thing.]

You mean we actually have to work for it now?

[captaincold]

Then why don't we light a fire under these guys' asses What do you say?

[datglass]

Aye? What're ya thinkin', Cold?

[flashageddon]

[ Shhhhh. ]

Would it be any fun for you otherwise?