Voice Testing- Luci hates the headspace

[iburncold]

 Mundane. I understand that you enjoy me, and I am definitely okay with this, but your headspace is dreadful. 

Not only am I crammed up here with one of the Winchesters, but also my little brother, and two apes who don't stop singing about their feelings. 

This is almost as bad as the cage. Almost. Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. Or, find me a home that can distract me, before I smite the shrieking chimpanzees. 

It would be greatly appreciated. 
 

Comments

[lil_angel_tabris]

[And Tabris is going to grin because damn it she misses that brother.]

At least I know you're not down under again. Stuck in a meat suit and not in charge though? That has got to suck ass.

Can't be as bad as tryin' to wrangle next gen of vessels. Seriously what is it with that bloodline? They're a waste of energy. [Careful there Tabs, might be close to going darkside there.]

[iburncold]

Ah. My sister. How I've missed you. I am glad to be out of the cage, but at least Michael didn't sing constantly, These two teenagers are getting on my last nerve.

I Don't know what the point of the bloodline is, not really. I just know it's important to us.

How are you? Other than clearly hating your job.

[afallenstar]

And there was me thinking you were the musical type.

[ She says from the very safe space ofnowhere near his vicinity. Were he around she might not be so daring. ]

[iburncold]

Anna. One of my little sisters. Always a pleasure. I thought you fell. Lost your grace, and the humans assumed you were insane?

[ good plan. Lucifer is incredibly grumpy today. ]

[lil_angel_tabris]

[She grins a little at him] Too bad, I remember he actually had a good voice when he sang. You should put the brats in their place.

Yeah... I know don't damage them because you need them. Will be weird if you ever take the body of the one your underlings are preparing for you. She does have a lot of spunk though.

I'm fine, little bored would rather be doing something else but stuck on this detail at least keeps me out of the mess upstairs.

[somefrenchfries]

You're out of the cage though. [ And damn, does she look pleased to see that. ]

[iburncold]

I can't. Mundane won't let me. No injuring the singing teenagers, because they can't fight back. I can only beat up Dean if I want to.

Spunk? Spunk is good. Though, not sure how I feel about a female vessel...

That's good. I heard there's a mess back home. Don't think I want to go back there.

[iburncold]

I am indeed, dear Ruby.

And how's Daddy's favourite little girl today?

[iwatchtjhooker]

What's that phrase, about not standing the heat?

[iburncold]

I'm not going anywhere, especially now that you're here.

How are you, Sam?

[lil_angel_tabris]

Mundane's not Father you know. [Though she's in the same boat, she would love to cause some damage to some of the others in her mun's headspace, but can't seem to do it. Frustrates her too.]

Hey I had a male one before this one... I will admit a female one does have it's perks, and they don't struggle as much. At least not at first, they fight longer though.

Would probably clean up real quick if you did go home, but don't think it's worth it really. Castiel and Raphael really did a job of it. And I for one want nothing to do with cleaning up our baby brother's mess.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Are we pretending you care?

[iburncold]

He may not be Father, but he's as stubborn as one of my brothers. [Luci's getting grumpier and grumpier. Seriously. He can't stand the singing.]

I like male vessels. More versatile, I suppose. And something about them is more...appealing.

Let's not discuss how immature those two were. It was basically a 'my wings are bigger than your wings' battle between the two of them.

[iburncold]

It's you. Why wouldn't I care?

Maybe I've changed since you last saw me, and you just don't know it yet.

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's definitely the most likely scenario. Isn't the whole time you've known me, like, .00001 percent of your entire life?

[iburncold]

Yes, but I've known of the plan for you for quite longer than that. So technically I could have liked you before anyone on earth knew you were going to come into being. See how that works.

Now tell me, Sammy. How's your life?

[iwatchtjhooker]

How. Incredibly. Flattering.

[iburncold]

You are just no fun today, are you?

[lil_angel_tabris]

Ugh, too bad we can't just make their brains burst... I know I've tried. Mine's stubborn and pushy.

Yeah, well who knows maybe in the reality you're stuck in they decide to play with her twin instead. Would be more fitting Michael is a bit of a diva. Let him wear the skirt.

And we're forbidden to smack their heads together and call them idiots. Though not sure how it was done but both of them disappeared where I am. Maybe it'll get things to start fixing it's self.

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's funny. I'm usually a barrel of laughs. Everyone says so.

[iburncold]

Well, clearly someone need more wheaties before he can play with the big boys.

[iwatchtjhooker]

See, here's something I've always wondered. You've been trapped in Hell all this time, and you can make modern references. Or, well, at least references relevant to the last fifty years. What's up with that?

[iburncold]

My children talk to me. Keep me up to date. How else do you think I know all this?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Wow. So people seek out your company willingly? Or wait. Not people. I forgot.

[iburncold]

Yes, I do have friends, whether you seem to think I deserve them or not.

[have a scoff, Sam. He's done with your shit.]