Reserved at The Dark Place

[wantedittobeagame]

Hey, you finally found a place for me! And your friend is bringing Saki there too? That's great mun; looking forward to it--

[...wait, what?]

...wha-- it's a horror game?! That is so not fair! Why does your canon hero get to go to the cool places and I get dumped into hell?

[Because it doesn't matter what version you are, you're still an ass, Herodachi.]

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[notyoursidekick]

You have my congratulations on finding a suitable place at long last.

[No, she didn't miss the 'horror game' comment. And yeah, she said 'suitable.' ...Was that...almost a joke? ...Nah...]

[wantedittobeagame]

Naotooooo...!

[Hello epic whine.]

This is not suitable at all! You gotta help me out here!

[notyoursidekick]

If your "player", or "mun" as they are sometimes termed, has seen fit to send you there, there is little I can do to prevent such an event from occurring. In any case, you're getting what you so badly wanted, are you not?

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

It's all funny as hell until it happens to you.

[Yeah, here's another one saying you totally deserve it, Herodachi.]

[wantedittobeagame]

But...!

[Oh man, Naoto, you are so harsh sometimes...]

[...]

[...and then the lightbulb goes off.]

You have to come too!

[notyoursidekick]

I will do no such thing.

[Don't go giving her player ideas, Adachi-san. 'B|]

[wantedittobeagame]

[enableenableenableenable]

Well, I'm sure there will be some mystery involved. We could use your skills!

[wantedittobeagame]

[He's the good guy here! Cut him a break...]

I didn't say it was funny before!

[notyoursidekick]

[ffffffffffffffffff]

Even so, you already have Konishi-san, so you won't be alone. And you're a rather capable detective yourself, when you put your mind to it.

[...Like it or not, that suggestion of a 'mystery' does catch her interest though...]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

[She doesn't know you from any other Adachi, let alone if a male Adachi is less or more crazy than a female Adachi. But she has gotten at least a little savvy about these things.]

You aren't crazy, are you?

[wantedittobeagame]

Well, yeah, but even I miss things. Besides, you know Saki-chan would get annoyed with just me around all the time.

[wantedittobeagame]

Not the last time I checked, which is amazing, all things considered.

[notyoursidekick]

I hardly think myself the prime candidate to mitigate her annoyance. Kujikawa-san or Uehara-san would be far more suited to such a task.

[They were much more...personable.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Well, Persona's kinda work on the idea that it's us facing the crazy...kinda. My mun went on this big lecture about Jung and I really didn't get most of it though...

...you could be lying though. Adachi made a point of...um... being beneath suspicion for a long time.

[wantedittobeagame]

Yeah, maybe, but you're also the one less likely to freak out.

[...an embarrassed pause.]

I think we could both use that...

[wantedittobeagame]

Wh--? Why does everyone assume I'm like my canon half? Geeze...

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Why does everyone assume I'm guy me crossdressing?!

At least I have the right to be a little suspcious! I'd be crazy not to!

[notyoursidekick]

As a medical professional, I believe Uehara-san would be quite capable of maintaining her composure and not "freaking out."

[...Now you're just playing on that somewhat-weak point of detectives 'being needed,' aren't you. Or is it more because they're all 'friends' now? Either way...]

...Although...I suppose my player could be persuaded to look into it.

[wantedittobeagame]

[...yeeeeees; the way to get Naoto to the Dark Place was definitely to convince the mun~]

It's Sayoko. C'mon...

[Hey, he's trying? He'd love to have more of his IT around, okay?!]

[wantedittobeagame]

Well, you don't exactly have a great chest...

[...please don't hurt him.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

We all can't be girl you and her melons. [Though Kimi is one to talk... But she binds hers, and they're real dammit!] Have some shame!


((ooc: Femdachi's anatomy is of course just my headcanon <_< ))

[wantedittobeagame]

...hunh. Female me has a nice rack, hunh?

[...he is surprisingly okay with this.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

I...ain't gonna say nothin'. It's only a theory and it sounds petty.

I'M NOT HERE

[misogynistic]

[They more than likely look like this, though.]

[myleaderisadumbass]

[Hey dumbass. :3]

You're saying those other places are cool now?