I have no idea what I'm doing

[tres_iqus]

damage: 12.5768%
status: operational

input: unknown_location
input: comlink_inactive

password: inactive

system: run_scan [time lapse: 00:01]

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100% loaded

warning: security_breach

input: [mun]

>>> Input Error <<<

input: [mun] is inconsequential
Actions will proceed as normal

re-input needed: explain [roleplaying]

system: loading_objective
system: target_acquired
system: activate_program

input: [game]

>>> Search Mode Activated <<<

Comments

[tres_iqus]

Damage Report, Sister Esther Blanchett.

[tres_iqus]

Location input needed.

[tres_iqus]

Acknowledged. Last known location of the Duchess of Milan?

[tres_iqus]

Acknowledged. Updating orders.

[tres_iqus]

Threat detected, 84.335 seconds too late.

Lack of query about Father Abel Nightroad.
Human body functions and language 58% inaccurate.

You are not Sister Esther Blanchett.

Switching to interrogation mode.

[kamenriderkabuto]

Well.

...

That's new.

[tres_iqus]

Negative. I am operating as normal.

[kamenriderkabuto]

No, I mean your behavior in general.

Robot?

[tres_iqus]

Correct. I am a machine.

[kamenriderkabuto]

Interesting. We have a decent amount of technology in my time, but nothing as advanced as you appear to be.

What year are you from?

[tres_iqus]

Current year is 3062 AD.

[kamenriderkabuto]

Well now, that's a good 1055 years into the future from me.

I don't suppose there's an excess of world peace and joy in your time?

[Sarcasm...but would this guy even recognize it?

Could only wait and see.]

[tres_iqus]

Negative. Armageddon has occurred.

Further information is classified.

[aintlikethatnow]

Goddamn, but you're lifelike, aren't you? Didn't know they could make 'em like you.

[kamenriderkabuto]

Armageddon?

...there's always something going on, in every time, I suppose.

[tres_iqus]

Affirmative. Armageddon wiped out most of the human population.

[tres_iqus]

Your query is not understood. Re-input.

[aintlikethatnow]

Androids! That's the word, ain't it? Heard about things like you. Didn't know they were a real thing.

[tres_iqus]

Affirmative. Existence is classified to non-members of the Vatican.

[tres_iqus]

[Click-click. Are you going somewhere?]

Name. Species. Mission.

Why are you impersonating Sister Esther Blanchett?

[aintlikethatnow]

The what?

[tres_iqus]

The Vatican Church. Central of human government.

[aintlikethatnow]

[Derrick bursts out laughing.]

The central-hahahaha! Human government! Hahahaha, a church too! That's good!

[tres_iqus]

Your mirth does not comply. Explain.

[tres_iqus]

Does not comply. Genetic diversity does not support identical copies, exemption for twins. Sister Esther Blanchett does not have a twin.

Explain.