in regards to that one tumblr meme going around

[overpricedmisfortune]

Haha, I don't understand the sudden popularity, but I'm alright with it!

I also don't understand what's going on with some of those odd images coming about, especially ones I've never taken before in my life or have seen happen.

I mean, I could have taken a few of these and not remembered, but uh...


Well, specifically things like ...

Well this!


No, I'm serious why does he have my hair?

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[tsunball]

[ ..... what even. ]

Dude, why does he have your hair?!

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Help Leon, I'm confused bro.]

I don't know!

It gets even weirder the more I look into it.

[hallmistress]

... That picture reminds me. Hagakure Yasukiro-kun! Your hairstyle is against school rules!

1/ i dont even know.

[overpricedmisfortune]

How is it against the rules? No one has told me otherwise!

[hey wait a second.]

[overpricedmisfortune]

[wait...]

[overpricedmisfortune]

[dial-up noises intensify.]

ALMOST... DONE.

[overpricedmisfortune]

[WAIT.]

[overpricedmisfortune]

[...]

WHY ARE YOU A GIRL?

[allallapologies]

Why would something like that exist?!

I LOST IT AT DIAL UP NOISES

[hallmistress]

Wh-what is that supposed to mean!?

[Wait for it.]

Haven't you been paying attention in biology class, Hagakure-kun!? I'm female because I have two X chromosomes, whereas you, as a male, have an X and Y chromosome!

[MISSING THE POINT]

[trumped_card]

So, they are doing it to you now. How...disgusting.

IM SORRY LOL

[overpricedmisfortune]

[YOU REALLY ARE omg.]

No, no, I know that! I mean, you didn't have boobs the last time I saw you!

... Or have you been hiding that the entire time?!

[overpricedmisfortune]

I haven't a clue! They're putting my head on different people and other things like that, though.

[overpricedmisfortune]

So, I'm not the only one who's had this done to them?

When does it end? I mean, I like the attention, but like I said some of it's getting weird.

[allallapologies]

[STILL STARING IN HORRIFIED FASCINATION]

It's...like you and Togami had a child...

1/2

[overpricedmisfortune]

[.........]

[overpricedmisfortune]

D-Don't even joke about that! That's.

That's unnatural!

[fatnerd]

Hagakure Yasuhiro-dono! This newfound popularity in your overblown hairstyle is ripe for merchandising opportunities! Hagakure wigs, Hagakure models, Hagakure body pillows...

[trumped_card]

No, you are not.

[She is so horrified by all of this.]

As for when does it end, that depends on various factors, the most crucial one being if a "funnier" target shows up.

Threadjacking

[trumped_card]

...never say bodypillows and Hagakure in the same sentence again, Yamada-kun.

[allallapologies]

Of course it is! You're both guys, so it' not like you could ever have a child!

[...oh god]

Right?!

[overpricedmisfortune]

Oh...

[He's finding it humorous because it's all happening to Togami.]

Hm. ... I wonder how he's taking these images.

Anyways, I'd be more alright when it involves someone I know in a way, but... I'm not even sure who some of these people are.

[overpricedmisfortune]

I don't want to be a target for merchandising! I just want to be a famous fortune teller first and then get the merchandising!

[overpricedmisfortune]

Of course! I mean, I know I would not be able to have a child, that's for a woman, not me!

[Now for an interesting thought.]

... Are we absolutely sure Togami's a man?

1/2

[allallapologies]

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