mun has finished season 2 and is dusting skillz for new muse.

[yellow_eyes]

I suppose you think you're pretty clever.
"The native language of demons is Sarcatin: Sarcasm + Latin."

Well, I can't say you're wrong.

Thanks for bringing me around. This promises to be fun.

So far we've found Meg and resurfaced emotional distress in one of many Sams.
Trading a VIP stay in Hell for a vacation to a void filled with confusion and sadism - sounds nice.
You should make a travel pamphlet. You can be my agent.
I can think of a few other's who'd take the bite.

Comments

I couldn't resist.

[placeintheworld]

I was under the impression that it was between Latin and uh - aramaic? Or Sanskrit.

Resistance is futile. Or so I hear.

[yellow_eyes]

Well yes but technicalities are boring, unless you're a lawyer.

[ He cocks his head and pauses. ] Oh wait.

Especially if you're a demon.

[placeintheworld]

[All smiles.] We eat, sleep, and breath them sir. International, Inter-dimensional.

That is rather clever on your writer's part. sarcasm and latin.

[viceroy]

You had one purpose, demon. Don't let yourself get carried away.

I am flailing SO HARD

[was_a_hunter]

[There are...no words. None. Not for the indecision and rage coursing though her.]

Leave Sam alone.

[Okay, there are three words.]

[yellow_eyes]

I suppose I feel similarly when applied to technicalities and loop-holes in bargains and deals.

Come to think of it, demons and lawyers have a lot in common.

[upstairsbrain]

Too bad your writer had to dig through the trash to find you.

[yellow_eyes]

Good one Sam.
Glad to see your higher education really paid off.
Too bad Daddy never really got to see the results.

[upstairsbrain]

Is there something about demons where you all have to use the same bad jokes all the time, or is that just you?

I am now too. Shh don't tell.

[yellow_eyes]

You know all of this is your fault, sweet-cheeks. Don't go blaming me just because I have a soft spot for your family.
I mean really, any other family I'd have just left to rot in Hell, but you all are just so entertaining.
I mean it's like the deals for each other never ends.
Talk about mixed signals, Mary.

[yellow_eyes]

Looks like little Sammy's a big-boy now.
I'm almost proud...talking back like that.
Sorry I missed your graduation.

Tell me Sam, did ya miss me?

kjdsafh

[was_a_hunter]

[And that hit down to her core. She did blame herself for everything that happened, but like hell she'd let on just how hard his words hit her.]

I suppose demons can't understand something as simple as love or a desire to protect your family, no matter the cost.

Don't tell me you're surprised at the lengths a human will go to in order to protect theirs.

[yellow_eyes]

You know, you feathery-folks are a sure stuffy lot.
One official sanctioned purpose, yes, thanks for that.
But a guy has to keep himself entertained on the side, you know?

...No, you probably don't.

he's adopting conversational sanity to troll her feels.

[yellow_eyes]

How far someone would go to protect their family?
You mean like, say, putting themselves in danger, striking deals, and damning those that come between them and their family to Hell?
My good lady, I do that on a daily basis.
Sure, we have our differences. But at the core, our motivations aren't really that different, are they?

And spare me the self-righteous charade. "No matter what the cost." Perhaps you should have thought of "the cost" to your future family before selfishly begging Hell for John back.

People don't hate "karma" for keeping balance in the Universe. So why do they hate demons when we come back to reap what you sewed in the name of some selfish endeavor?

[bloodcursedseer]

[She watches him a moment after all he mentioned her dad.]

You know, all the stories I heard about you... Kinda expected you to look more dangerous.

[nagant]

[Woah, hello, you are creepy, mister.]

Ugh. Where's a priest when you need one?

;-;

[was_a_hunter]

You took my whole family from me and made me watch as you killed my fiance! Of course I took the deal, what person that just lost everything wouldn't?!

You played me and my emotions and don't try to deny it. Everything was all planned, and if I knew the cost was one of my children? I'd have just let you kill me, just to make sure you never touched any children of mine.

If you wanted someone in my family, it should have been me. Sam was an innocent in our deal.

[upstairsbrain]

Nope. [ Not even a little bit. ]

screeeeee

[failedparenting]

[Oh. Well. This is just fantastic.]

You know, usually people bitch about being jerked around like this.

DO NOT THE PUPPY FACE MARY.

[yellow_eyes]

[ He rolls his eyes and tilts his head as if that somehow lessons the weight of the words upon his weary, over-burdened head. He's only heard this a hundred million thousand times in different verbage from every Winchester and it's getting a little stale.

Though in Mary's case it's a bit different and actually elicits a response from him, and something more than sarcasm and generic trollery. ]

I couldn't predict the future any better than you could. We made a deal. I got what I wanted. I got you, I came back as planned. It was supposed to be for you, Mary, just you. Like the deal. But there were other plans at work. Forces I am just a pawn to. We all have a role in line, a place in the scheme of things. I'm not the painter, just a picture frame, much as I like to play it otherwise when given the opportunity. Sam's fate was not my concoction, and I think you know that. Hate someone else for that. As for the rest of your family? I think if we'd known John was just going to come back to that when you died he could do exactly as you didn't want and raise your kids as hunters and then get himself killed. Shining example for Dean, he was. And then Dean, throwing his life away just like Daddy.

You know, you I get. Trying to save the man you love and not seeing how it would ruin your family in the future. But John and Dean, knowing their sacrifice would leave those who love them behind to suffer without them? I think the men in your family are missing a few screws. I should have come for you sooner.

[sampa]

You know, that is a very interesting theory.

[Snaps his shotgun into place.]

And I would love to hear more about it.

[placeintheworld]

Not surprised when you consider who I work for. [Is that a note of pride? Oh yes.]

Are you an attorney?

[viceroy]

It's all you were needed for.

[Not commenting on that last bit. :| ]

haiiiiii

[yellow_eyes]

[ Gonna need a masterball for this one! ]

Howdy John.
Jerked around? Oh not me. This is an adventure. An opportunity to stretch a bit after you helped your boys get the upper hand on sending me back to Hell.
You know John, that was a cheap shot. I'm starting to think demons have more integrity than Winchesters.

[yellow_eyes]

Hiya Papa Bear. Hunting by yourself? Or did you lose the little ones again?

[yellow_eyes]

A priest won't do you a lot of good with me, I'm afraid.

oh god i have to wiki like everyone cos i am only starting season 3 ;_;

[yellow_eyes]

Nah. Won't make friends easy with a scary meat-sack.
You know, you're cuter than your dad was at that age.
Probably smarter too. Makes me wonder what you're doing chatting with demons.

wikiwikiwiki /ded mun is only starting season 3 x_x

[yellow_eyes]

That doesn't mean I can't go have some fun on my own.
You weren't expecting me to go sit and collect dust in Hell?

She's an OC so don't worry XD

[bloodcursedseer]

[Cassie laughs.] You want scary that would be my brother.
And coming from you I'll take it as a compliment.
Girl's gotta have her little secrets. [What her brother and Dad don't know about her would probably have them turning her into a hunt.] Besides sometimes demons make for better company.

'xD whew

[yellow_eyes]

Someone fetch the record keeper; I like this one.
But I guess that isn't really surprising.
The women in your bloodline are much more conversational.

Re: 'xD whew

[bloodcursedseer]

Wouldn't know, you killed off most of the bloodline. [Hey she knows the story.]

[yellow_eyes]

[ He chortles. ] Sorta. Never thought of it that way but sure, that works.

Is being around folks like me a regular thing for you?

[placeintheworld]

My firm is proud to represent those who are...misrepresented by the law. Our goals are similar.

[They own his soul man.]

[fiendfries]

Fancy seeing you around here.

[yellow_eyes]

And you. [ He grins, recognizing Ruby almost instantly, mentally delayed only briefly while taking in the site of her chosen appearance. ]

You're looking well. Love the meat suit.

[fiendfries]

It's an older model, but I like taking it for a ride again.

Can't say the same for you, though.

[picassos_razor]

Well. This place just keeps getting interesting.

[yellow_eyes]

[ He snorts. ] I like it. The expressions suit me.

Glad to see you're keeping busy. [ Busy grooming the meat puppet maybe. Skeptical 'Zaz is skeptical. ]

I don't suppose you've seen any of the other kiddos around?

[yellow_eyes]

As interesting as we make it. This place is a tapestry for your...creativity. Mind if I join you? [ Stick around this guy long enough and you'll get to see pretty colors! Probably. ]