If I was a religious man...

[hellsayshello]

Never thought I'd end up somewhere that I'd miss that miserable shit Kasabian, but I don't think anyone'll take me if I bring along a porn obsessed head on centipede legs.

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[rhinemaid]

A difficult sell.

[hellsayshello]

Portable is good, but he's got more fluid in him then the TSA'd would like.

[molotovmartinis]

Well, you are the boss.

[norea]

Clearly you have not heard much about Baedal.

[hellsayshello]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza?

[hellsayshello]

Why don't you tell me all about it?

[molotovmartinis]

Whatever your blackened little heart desires, O Lord.

[norea]

Let's just say there are weirder things there. It's a sort of island for Misfit toys, only, you know, a bit eldritch.

[hellsayshello]

Listen up, Mona, I'm coming from the end of the second book.

[hellsayshello]

Let's just say that if I did arrive, could I find someone to attach a severed, living head to a polka-dot stuffed elephant?

[molotovmartinis]

That's so not going to stop me while we're both here.

[norea]

That's awful. ...and yes, probably.

[hellsayshello]

You haven't met this head.

[norea]

He's a patron of my art, according to you, I have to be respectful. [ straightfaced. ]

[hellsayshello]

Can you at least address me as you Worshipfulness?

[hellsayshello]

Be glad I didn't suggest the Jack in the Box instead.

[molotovmartinis]

I could. What's in it for me? Besides, of course, filling your heart with joy.

[hellsayshello]

You could live out your dream of letting Greedo shoot first.

[molotovmartinis]

Enthralling.

[norea]

Wow, what are you going to do without this guy for entertainment?

[hellsayshello]

Soak my Lucky Charms with my tears?

[norea]

Well, as long as you keep busy.

[hellsayshello]

Breakfast of champions.

[eisheth]

That's a pretty fucked up choice for a pet. Does it do tricks?

[hellsayshello]

The neighbours love it when I send him to get the paper.

[eisheth]

You west coast kids are just so fancy.

[hellsayshello]

It's so hard to keep up with the Jones these days.

[eisheth]

Now there's something to look forward to if I actually end up in LA.