Muse testing for one bad Guy.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

What in God's name made you place me in this pile of dung? I have seen better kept hovels amongst those peasants living within the Forest. This place is bound to be crawling with rats and scroungers. If Hood does show up, he knows what to expect. An arrow in his neck or a sword through that foolish heart of his.

As for you. Tch. I thought you would have known better to allow me to carry out my duties for John and get my money's worth. How low some people can sink is below me. I need to find my horse and a blacksmith, for my sword won't pierce many hearts blunt as it is. My mood could do with some lightening also. Where is the tavern in this flea pit? Any pretty wench either.

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[goodtodream]

If you insist on being so rude to your mundane, I expect they will bring you somewhere awful.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

[Ah, Marian.]

But I am not being rude. Not of yet anyway.

[goodtodream]

Telling someone their mind is a pile of dung and likely infested with rats sounds quite rude to me.

You aren't like to get any pretty wenches with those insults.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

[He snorted.]

I wasn't referring to you, Marian. God no. My mun's mind is infested with filth like you wouldn't believe.

I can insult who and what I wish.

[goodtodream]

Of course you were not referring to me. I am no wench.

I simply was warning you. These mundanes do as they please and I find that the more cooperative we are, the more cooperative they are.

Which season is your Marian from?

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

They will not do as they please around me. [No one did.]

I take it you let your mun do as they please with you?

Mid season 2 somewhere. Not sure exactly. Your Guy?

[goodtodream]

I do not let her do whatever she please without a fight but I find the more cooperative I am with her, the less likely she is to try and throw me into some awful world where I have to fight to survive or some such nonsense.

Re: Around the same I think. He's an arrogant asshole XD

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

I am sure you can handle yourself in a fight, Marian. [He was teasing now.]

[goodtodream]

I am not incapable.

Does your mundane have plans of sending you to some strange world?

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Perhaps. I do not know what implications are running through their mind yet. I cannot leave as I am tied to the Sherriff and King John.

I don't think they realise that a man of the law cannot just give up his post on some whim.

[fluent_treason]

Aye, methinks a tavern might do you some good. Though I cannot think of a wench that would have ye!

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

[Oh God. A Robin, but not the one he knew. This one was older and more merry.]

What would know of me, Robin Hood? My buisiness is my own.

[goodtodream]

I'm sure they realise. They just do not care.

My mundane is planning to send me somewhere eventually but she is unsure as to where. She once sent me to a castle where almost every week, something strange or bad would happen. There were some interesting people there, I must say.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Well I do care.

A castle where bad things happen? [He narrowed his eyes.] Not the castle of King John I am sure. No one is sending me anywhere I do not wish. [Yeah right, Guy.]

How are you keeping, Marian?

[goodtodream]

King Richard, you mean. [SERIOUS FACE IS SERIOUS.]

I am well, though a little bored. My mundane does not bring me out much these days.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

[Ooh, now, now.]

Richard then. [He rolled his eyes.]

Bored are you? Perhaps I could help with that little matter?

[goodtodream]

Perhaps. What did you have in mind? [You better not try anything lecherous, Guy.]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Some company perhaps? A drink and some food? [He was gentleman when he wanted to be.]

[goodtodream]

I could do with some wine. [A small smile creeps upon her face.]

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

Then I shall provide it. [Guy went to get the wine flagon before filling up one goblet and passing to her.]

[cordelisse]

You do realise that you're likely to end up somewhere WORSE than this, right? They do have a tendency to do such things. Regardless of whether or not those in their headspace want it or not.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

What would a woman know of such matters? [He sneered.]

I cannot abide women who think it their place to out do a man.

[cordelisse]

[His sneering doesn’t faze her in the slightest. She just tilts her head and looks up at him.]

I know more than enough. Trust me. [She sighs.] Wherever you may end up... it isn’t going to be sunshine and roses. It’s not going to involve your duties to John, either. My being wrong on the first is... possible. Unlikely, but possible. The latter, however... is a guarantee. You might be lucky enough to have access to a tavern or two. [Or a lot, if it’s anything like where she ended up.] And the possibilities of ‘pretty wenches’. [She smirks.] Although I suspect that a lot of them will be more like me and less like those you are accustomed to.

[Is her chin lifting a little in challenge? Yeah, just a little.] It isn’t my fault that men are so easily outdone.

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

I am never outdone. [He growled. How dare this wench insult him so.]

I am a man of the law, woman. You'd do well to know your place around here before I have you slapped in irons for your rudeness towards me.

Enjoying the hell out of this. =)

[cordelisse]

[She raises an eyebrow at the growled words, ever-so-subtly shifting her stance, a little more watchful, wary. Her attitude is still as sarcastic and faintly challenging as it has been.]

Give me time. I’ll see what I can do.

I didn’t realise that rudeness was a punishable offense.

Re: Woo :D

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

It is where I come from. You'd do well to mind that tongue of yours, woman.

[cordelisse]

Would I, now.

And what if I don’t? What if I refuse to hold my tongue and behave as you believe I should? What if I dare to have the audacity to do what I choose, rather than what I am commanded to do?

What. Would. You. Do?